How An INTP Sees Other Personalities:

Is killing someone wrong?

Slyherin: No.

Gryffindor: I mean there are some people that need to be uh....eliminated.

Ravenclaw: depends on the person and if you can get away with it.

Hufflepuff: YES!!!!!

Richard: hey guys do you want to...

Henry: We threw a bacchanal

Richard: whaaa...

Henry: Bunny saw us with blood on

Richard: wait what...

Henry: he blackmailed us for months and I had to shut his mouth by taking him on a trip to Italy.

Richard: why don't you go to the police?

Henry: police are not real, Richard.

INTP during an apocalypse:

INTP: Finally, something interesting! This could kill half the population! Including me! I can't believe people are scared of this! This is the best thing that ever happened to me! I can use the hours of apocalypse training I did instead of swimming lessons!

ISFJ: *concerned stare and judges quietly*

In a world full of Serena van der Woodsen's I wanted to be a Blair Waldorf, why? Because Blair Waldorf said THIS:

"I'm not a stop along the way, I am a destination"

"If you really want something, you don't stop for anyone or anything until you get it"

"Destiny is for losers. It's just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen"

"You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you"

"I look forward to never seeing you again"

"Whoever said money doesn't buy happniess, didn't knew where to shop"

"Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movements, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we would like to be"

"People don't write sonnets about being compatible, or novels about shared life goals and stimulating conversation. The great lovers are the crazy ones"

"If you're going to be sad, might as well be sad in Paris"

"Things are never as bad as you think"

"You deserve someone who would move mountains for you if he had to.”

"I know what I want and I’m gonna get it.”

"There aren’t enough curse words in the world to satisfy me right now"

"I’m the best of the best. I’m Blair Waldorf"

See? I believe in a Blair Waldorf supremacy.

I can't imagine how much sass Harry would have had if only he was raised by Remus and Sirius.

The way Richard thought all the guys---Henry, Bunny, Charles and Francis (who actually was) were gay in one way or another. Except for Camilla, she can't be sapphic, cuz that'll ruin his fantasy of her..... No wonder he was disappointed about the bacchanal, he missed the orgy he dreamed of 😂😂😂😂

I don't know how many times I have to say this:

I DON'T NEED HELP

I just want to sleep and not wake up again

Is that too hard to ask?

(PS: really sorry if any other got left out, I was writing these on top of my head so I don't know if there's more. Feel free to comment if you know any other siblings/sibling-ish dynamic I left out!)

One of my “friends” asked me an interesting question.

Would I rather have the epic romance of my life or have a big of pile money for the rest of my life.

I choose the money and everyone started judging me.

Hey, romance is amazing, it’s exciting, its….Um beautiful.

But-

“The French are glad to die for love.

They delight in fighting duels.

But I prefer a man who lives

And gives expensive jewels.…”

And why shouldn’t I want that? My life, my rules.

"There are many types of monsters that scare me: Monsters who cause trouble without showing themselves, monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood... and then, monsters who tell nothing but lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance: They are much more cunning than others. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart; they eat even though they've never experienced hunger; they study even though they have no interest in academics; they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such monsters, I would likely be eaten by them... because in truth, I am that monster."

~L Lawliet, Death Note Relight 2.