Have We Thought About How Neo Metal Sonic Is My Husband?? We Are Married??? Happily?? Idc Who You Ship

where are my unbreakable bond + sonadow modern AU fics

its actually SOOO tragic that there are so many things tagged Sonic & Tails and Sonadow, but I can't find what seems (to me) to be the natural longfic premise of

Sonic is a struggling young adult who picks up an abandoned Tails from the streets and is like 'well ig i'm a parent now' but he's working three or four jobs and he barely had it together Before Tails, and now he's gotta afford preschool??? and daycare??? He's a Mess, but he really needs to do right by this kid -- Tails has had enough people let him down already

Shadow is the neighbor/customer that has his shit together, graduated from college top of his class, and works for GUN which is really a cushy desk job. His only friends are his nosy coworker Rouge, and his pet cat Omega

shadow, as neighbor/customer, frequently runs into sonic, who always looks frazzled and exhausted, but is always kind to him, and they have a good banter with each other

and then yadda yadda yadda, inciting incident (tails gets lost/tails gets sick, shadow helps sonic and continues helping and hey this kid isn't half bad and his older brother's...ok), they fall in love, coparent Tails, move in together, GUYS CMON THE SINGLE DAD FIC PLOTLINE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

Why does everything have to be a competition???

I love men with slutty waists it’s overused and I want to keep it that way

July 29, 2023

“Gabriella should kill them both. She’s not a prize to be won.”

Literally movie Shadow

FUCK hit with the lansoni beam again

my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

"cinema is dying how can we save it" if you have eddie and the symbiote fuck NASTY in venom 3 you will make 10 billion dollars

not a dream

My mom was at the store and after paying, the cashier asked her whether she'd like to receive a gift toy for her child if she had one (you get them after spending a certain amount of money as a present for your purchase) and she said he'd looked so doubtful that she had a young kid that she replied yes to his question and took the toy of 'some blue critter driving a blue car' for me, her 31 year old adult daughter and only child.

SONIC

SHE GAVE ME SONIC THE HEDGEHOG TOY THAT SHE GOT FOR FREE JUST BECAUSE SOME YOUNG CASHIER LOOKED LIKE HE DIDN'T THINK SHE COULD HAVE A YOUNG CHILD AT HOME BECAUSE SHE'S CLEARLY IN HER 50S.

BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A YOUNG CHILD.

SHE HAS ME.

AND I HAVE A SONIC TOY NOW.

hehe

Sonic is the straightest gay guy ive ever seen. I imagine him dating men but like there’s no way he doesn’t like women