Having A Food Allergy Is So Wild Because What Do You MEAN I Can Sense That There Is Peanut In This Food

rip Denki Kaminari you would’ve loved watching tiktoks with a subway surfer video playing in the background.

Steph: got concussed to the point of now having brain damage but her parents didn't believe her so she ignored it until she fell down 2 flights of stairs because she had no coordination as a result of brain damage.

Duke: broke his hand and walked to the hospital then got chased by the police wondering why they were out late. They got to the hospital, and he had two too many bones in it because two of then snapped in half.

Batfam but as my stupidest injuries PT IDK but it's definitely too many parts

Dick: had a seizure and woke up long enough to look his professor who was on the phone to 911 right in the eyes, said "NO HOSPITAL" then passed put again

Jason: broke his toe and ignored it, only to ram it into a door a week later and make it worse

Tim: faints so often that he got really bored of it and made a bet that whoever caught him the most wins 100 dollars

Damian: sprained his wrist tripping up a stairs case then a few months later did it again on the exact same staircase

Bonus Tim: took a gravol for the first time to sleep on a roadtrip, had a bad reaction that made him high out of his mind and he proceeded to sob for 45 minutes about Brokeback Mountain before falling into the deepest sleep he's ever been in

he definitely got the obsessive adopting gene

Damian: *surrounded by ducks*

Damian: follow me, my children

My favourite part about working in hospitality is having to inform people that yes if it's in the title, it's in the meal.

Customer: does the tomato bruschetta have tomato in it?????

Me: 😀 no it doesnt- OF COURSE IT HAS FUCKING TOMATO IN IT. 🤗🥳🧍‍♂️🐬🌈

Amen except my sister uses weaponised incompetence against me l. She is exactly like my mother, just smaller. Honestly I just want to leave.

I think about this post an average of 3.7 times per day.

If I could I’d take my siblings and fucking run and the parents wouldn’t see or hear from us again.

Sit and think about the repercussions of your eldest daughter-who you’ve always praised for her intelligence, sharp tongue, and gall- being fed up enough to take from you.

Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈

MEOW

Tsukauchi: Dammit, Shouta! Shouta: What?! It wasn’t me! Tsukauchi: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Zashi! Zashi: Not me either. Tsukauchi: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Vigilante Izuku: *whistles*

If you don’t like x reader fanfics just don’t read them?

I don't read them. I was just making a statement that I personally hate them. If u like reader inserts, you do you. I just don't like them.

Izuku: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Shouta: You're like 15 years old Izuku: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

Or it decides that you are old enough to understand why you have a debilitating fear of people and so you sit there in the middle of class going "well fuck. I hate that this makes things make sense."

When the trauma your brain brings up isn't the one it normally does and it actually hurts-

Like excuse me? I thought we had an agreement. Dont go changing up the memories on me!