Ochako: You Were Stabbed. Do You Remember Anything?

then no <3

Batfam but as my stupidest injuries PT IDK but it's definitely too many parts

Dick: had a seizure and woke up long enough to look his professor who was on the phone to 911 right in the eyes, said "NO HOSPITAL" then passed put again

Jason: broke his toe and ignored it, only to ram it into a door a week later and make it worse

Tim: faints so often that he got really bored of it and made a bet that whoever caught him the most wins 100 dollars

Damian: sprained his wrist tripping up a stairs case then a few months later did it again on the exact same staircase

Bonus Tim: took a gravol for the first time to sleep on a roadtrip, had a bad reaction that made him high out of his mind and he proceeded to sob for 45 minutes about Brokeback Mountain before falling into the deepest sleep he's ever been in

Yeah like I don't even know how to love myself. This doppelganger has a shit role model. I feel sorry for it.

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

"Workimg"

@incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly

Izuku: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Tsukauchi: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Nezu: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Sansa: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Shouta: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Hizashi: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Vigilante Izuku:

Vigilante Izuku: I have emotional scars.

*the boys doing something stupid* Shoto: I think we're missing something. Katsuki: Teamwork? Cohesion? Izuku: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Why do my noodles smell like cat food?

Now would be the perfect time for Les Miserables: a Muppet tale, to start production.

Are they really your best friend if you haven't been accused of dating them?

Damian: It’s dark in here Jon: Don’t worry dude I got this Jon: *Stomps their feet* Jon: *Skechers light up*