I Love Counterspell. "i Cast Fireball!" No You Dont

me coming to your blog to give you a boop. (you cannot hide from me)

me when you boop me:

to any teenagers reading this i just wanna say that you're right. homework is bullshit, not accepting late work is bullshit, tardies are bullshit, having to ask to use the goddamn bathroom is bullshit. any adult who tells you differently is either lying or doesnt remember how much it sucked

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my qualifications of being a girlfriend (pan / poly / no gender preference)

PROS

i am a girl

likes girls too

(that can be something both of us can relate to if u like girls)

i like cute things

i give nice hugs

love sending cute or random goofy photos

i love sending random "haha us" posts

will brag about you

will always be happy to have your attention

know how to cook water 💃🏼

CONS

i sometimes forget you exist but come back like time didn't pass at all

usually busy staring at my wall

yaps too much

a nerd

a stupid nerd

time zone problems most likely

i whine too much

demands attention and gets sad and will sulk at a corner when not given attention

in the span of hours tumblr has banned an out trans woman who was outspoken about her harrassment and the unfairness of the website's system and MULTIPLE out trans women who commented on the absurdity of the situation--has even banned them for posting pictures of hammers and cars.

if staff thought this was going to make the situation go away, all staff's gotten is a class action lawsuit. good job, hellsite "moderators." you showed your whole ass and you're going to go to court. again.

so what my dick is huge am i bothering anyone

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

Me to aizawa:

Get me pregnant. Sorry I mean...knock me up. Sorry, sorry......put a baby in me? Uhhh. I meannnnnn.....please breed me. Sorry....I meant.....put a baby in me.....fuck