I’m still the same asshole I was 10 years ago, I’ve just got bills to pay now.
Private investigator playing for both sides, I disappear people and find missing people. And sometimes for kicks, I’ll just disappear myself.
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
Did a little soul searching...I am in fact, a narcissistic little shit with no concern for consequences but if someone mentions a cat I will build a shelter with my bare hands and protect it from the elements.
Life just makes so much more sense at 3am.
Can’t explain it, it just does.
Maybe I’m sleep deprived but I probably wouldn’t give a shit since my mind is uninhibited like the members of barenaked ladies.
Them: Can you check whether this specific transaction would be governed by the donation laws or would it be considered as a loan favourable to our clients?
Me: I’m only on fractions.
That’s it. That’s the joke. Thank you for coming.
Italians were hella right in combining pasta, olive oil and garlic. I’m convinced that they’ve got eternal truths hidden in their cuisines at this rate.
Just add pecorino to something and your day is made. Or black pepper. Or some fresh tomatoes. And that’s it. Keep it simple and fresh and heavenly.
I’ve been throwing money at the wrong things my whole life.
Professions BL has introduced me to over the years:
Engineers
Doctors
C-Suite everything (CEO, CTO, CFO)
Gym Instructors
Vets
Cafe waiters / owners
Millionaire rich kid (daddy’s little boy gets paid a hefty sum every month to ride around in a souped up coupe)
Businessman (shady or legitimate, who cares, look he’s wearing a turtleneck)
Intelligence operatives
Bar tenders
Laundry Operators
Team manager (of what and why exactly? We don’t know, but he manages a team)
Salesperson
Hackers (ethical or redeemable)
Criminal (street and organised)
Creative Director
Painters
Pornographer
Dancer
Loan sharks (probably the only one that caught me off guard)
Lawyer
Dentists (because dentists are not doctors)
Hairdresser
Stewards/pursers
Fashion Designer
Interior designer
Model
Aircraft technicians
Tutor
Deliveryman
Makeup/Skin care promoter (for those brand placements)
Actor (theatre and film)
Artist manager/creative director
Producer
Race car driver (omegaverse included)
Shareholder (it is a career path if you’re rich enough right?)
Bodyguard
Graphic designer
Farmer
Architect
Meteorologist (and a horny one at that, who would’ve thought huh?)
Game Developer
Cultivators
Grim reapers (even a pre-ordained one counts)
Landlord
Political Activists
Athletes
Writers
Ceramic artist
Filmmakers
Videographers
Photographers
Boom operators
Singer
Editor
Manga artist
Ice skater
Producer
Ghost (I don’t know either.)
Project manager
Chef
Kpop idol
Teacher
Influencer
Gamer
Military officer
Supermarket owner
Real estate broker
Medical examiner
Gangster (a constant favorite)
Police officers
and
A two timing snitch (you read that right, there’s always one so it’s gotta be a paying gig.).
It’s a diverse bunch y’all.
If you can guess the bl from these positions, congratulations, you’ve watched all of them probably.
(I ran out of tags by the way)
Watching those restoration videos on YouTube and commenting hoping that one of those creators will entertain the possibility of restoring the shattered pieces of my sanity back together once this year ends.
I hate your guts but here’s some chocolate flavored Yoplait to help you through it.
So yes, I do fully react to fictional characters doing dumb things with incredulity and rage and then turn around and encourage myself to place my hands on a burning stove....what are you trying to say?
There are two types of people:
Type A: Life is a mess but every app on the phone is categorized into neat folders and knows exactly which folder to navigate to for an app.
Type B: Got life figured out but the phone is an unholy mess waiting to erupt like a dormant volcano. Knows where to find stuff, but anyone else trying to navigate is just heading towards a level 7 migraine.