Not Being In America Sucks Because You Cant Watch American Netflix In India. How Can We, As A Society,

where are my mangoes

A mini gumball machine.

my dad just told me he was born without a butthole what do i do with this information

perhaps it is because i am an irredeemable bitch

lmao im also pretty sure there are other fast food options than mac donalds. 'takes a nation-wide effort' why don't you start with yourself first? is there nothing but mac d in your country? when america makes a bad decision, the rest of the world suffers for it. all your money goes into bombing other countries, which is why you're so poor, yet not a single one of you has even tried, minutely, to stop this from happening. the worst part is this has been going on for years but none of you really give a shit, atleast not enough to stop it.

it's so fucking funny to see yankees talk about how they're gonna bring a revolution and change their country and help each other because #community. you guys couldn't even boycott mcdonalds.

Ah, to be God chilling on a Miami beach.

*lovingly throws up a half digested bird at your doorstep* have you heard of our new life insurance policy?

aloe vera

THERE ARE ONLY 15 GENDERS

- Female

- Feral

- Aloe Vera Plant

- Helicopter

- Gemini

- Bitch

- Primordial Ooze

- Capybara

- Infinitely Tired

- Demonic Entity

- Kevin

- Puppy

- Jpeg

- Gekko

- Male

Which one are you?

i'm sorry but i hate burgers. they are the size of my little face and i'm supposed to what?? unhinge my jaw and deepthroat it??? icky

putin is just a smoother, vaseline-enhanced form of daniel craig. discuss