Street Sign.

a gif can turn an interaction so infinitely homoerotic

it is everything the canon stole, but also somehow gifted

You can only reblog this today.

if god is a fungus i am gonna be soooo mad

mold wrote this. rhizopus stolonifer I can see you

imagine if your roommate bought bread. your roommate eats some of it but then leaves most of it alone. you really want that bread but you want to respect your roommate so you don’t eat it. months pass and at this point you’re sure he doesn’t want the bread so you start eating a little bit of it. then your roommate walks in, freaks out, picks you and the bread up and throws you and your meal in the garbage. that’s what it’s like to be mold.

i, for one ,contour the face of hell

today a wood pecker sat on a tree near my window and went knock knock :) just letting everyone who sees this post know :)

i think the problem with the american government is that it clearly does not fear the people

the name aubergine is much too good a name for such a vile, foul, debauched vegetable

figure skating is just ice hockey but cuntier