I Peaked At Six Years Old When I Went Up To My Mom And Told Her I Wanted To Get Pregnant By A Girl And

why can i no longer see the number of people who disliked the youtube video i need to round up the fellow haters and sound the rallying cry

vegan people fr be eating plant carcass out there lmaooooo

mine is- 'Florida Man arrested for the insurrection and storming of the Capitol'

But there's another one- Florida Man breaks into house and sucks on man's toes

why

why would i do that, you ask? well-

*shits* *giggles*

batman wrote this

batman comic arcs are so mindlessly dark all the time. “the killing joke” “death in the family” “batman’s grave” how about “batman has a nice fucking day for once” huh? “batman chills the fuck out and spends some time with his kids” “batman and the relaxing picnic” “batman has a really good cup of tea and its not poisoned or drugged because he’s been stressed lately” huh???? what about that, assholes.

do you know what sadness is........ its when you get paneer butter masala but the paneer is not paneer, its tofu

ao3 is like the evolved pokemon version of wattpad

A beach, and a crow searching for little sea- crawlies.

my project submission is tomm. i need to do a survey.

throwback to when my delirious five year old sister sat on the toilet, counted on her fingers, and declared with bone-deep wonder and joy that 7 + 3 is eleven