Becoming An Adult Cheat Sheet!

uhhhh who said only men fight in wars and change tires? men did. not women. you said we couldn't fight, so you sent young men to die. when men ran out, you sent women, who died too. till the recent past, being a soldier was a measure of manliness. i thought you loved it? Paying the bills? women do that too, especially single women, because they need to survive. Even married women pay bills, if they're working. If they're not, they take care of the house hold. This is not about 'asking women to clean once or twice' this is about saying that women exist to only clean and cook for you.

You gave yourself away, too. 'i shouldn't be pressured into things associated with my gender' said sarcastically, implying that women should, in fact. be forced to do so.

and the protecting women part? that's funny. Aren't you responsible for 90 per cent of all rapes?

why should women take you seriously? our worth is clearly defined by you as whether or not we can be kept barefoot, pregnant and cooking. 'only women should be allowed to keep gender roles' uhhhh no. all the gender roles today, were enforced years ago by men. and the ironic bit about this is that by the end of your post, you imply that only a woman who bears children is a good woman, enforcing and parroting the same old story.

Also sacrificing things in a relationship? only women are expected to do that. leave your job for a baby that your man wants. cook and clean and spend half your life doing just that. career? none.

also do men not want just money and sex? i thought that was why you have girfriends, who you'll never marry or have children with, while you do a 9 to 5 because you want a little money.

traditionally 'masculine' men: i need a woman to make me dinner🥺 i can't do it myself because that's her place to do so and i'm just too manly 🥺 she needs to be nurturing like my mommy🥺 also her asking for any material possession in return for her services is so rude of her weeeeeeh😭 doesn't she know she's my mommy???😭😭😭

i think the problem with the american government is that it clearly does not fear the people

The Mascot

If Natasha were a fangirl, she'd have called Clint's eyes Cerulean-blue orbs.

But she's not a fangirl. She's a spy. So what she sees is fear. And insomnia. And a need for coffee.

So in the coffee goes, black and strong, with a little bit of sugar, and maybe a hint of cinnamon. Into the cup that says, Surely Not Everybody was Kung-fu Fighting?

Well, everybody usually is. But not now.

The cup slides across the table, and Clint's eyes ask, Why?

Because. She can see him wanting to tear his eyes out. She can see him looking for Loki in himself.

Clint takes a nice, long sip, and smiles.

It doesn't reach his eyes anymore.

throwback to when my delirious five year old sister sat on the toilet, counted on her fingers, and declared with bone-deep wonder and joy that 7 + 3 is eleven

@lottieholland you inspired me with the androgynous fashion