Mothers Store All Their Love In Pickles And Tupperware

a gif can turn an interaction so infinitely homoerotic

it is everything the canon stole, but also somehow gifted

now, i know you need to know how to use this. it's very simple.

woman: *expresses interest in a male, a certain type of food, or activity*

you: are straight girls okay???

alternatively-

woman:* partakes in an activity or a tradition that poses a threat to no one, and harms nobody's feelings*

you: lmaoo white women are so basic

And there you go! now you can actively be mean and demeaning towards women, because hey, they're white and straight! you said so! everybody will love you too, because you're fighting the oppressor, right? Yay!

hey y'all! no you must be thinking, tumblr isn't any place for misogyny! we'd detect it immediately! but not to worry, my friends. there is always a little space everywhere for a little bit of woman-hating. You can spread hate against women as long as you say 'white', 'straight', or better, 'white and straight'. Shove those two words in and BAM!! instant hit. You're so liberal now! no one will ever detect any misogyny!

Who doesn't like clocks? They're so nice and creepy.

I took this picture while thirty people were looking at me like I digested cleenex.

throwback to when my delirious five year old sister sat on the toilet, counted on her fingers, and declared with bone-deep wonder and joy that 7 + 3 is eleven

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

mine is- 'Florida Man arrested for the insurrection and storming of the Capitol'

But there's another one- Florida Man breaks into house and sucks on man's toes

why

i fluctuate between manically happy psychopath and half decomposed walrus like i get paid for it