When She Says She Doesn’t Send Nudes

Thanks for the tag Emi! What a nice name :00

Also we have a lot in common lmao, music is one of the most important things to me in life and my love language is physical touch, but my need isn’t met.

Anyway, hello, I’m Tobias! Or Toby :))

Facts:

1. I’m Scottish! And still living here too. People often ask about what its like in Scotland and I always say cold and wet. And while it totally is, its also really beautiful. Theres so many amazing places, that you can go to for free, that are just a drive away. Or just a walk for me, given I’m in the countryside.

2. I’ve gotta talk about music for a bit. Music is so deep-rooted into me and my family. I like pretty much all music. My family does a lot of Scottish folk music, it’s brilliant. Everyone in my big family plays music, many of them are musicians for their career. I play the ukulele, piano, guitar, banjo, a little bit of violin and I sing, a lot. I got a loop pedal a while back and its great fun. I’m hoping to go to college this year and do acting and theatre performance, then musical theatre.

3. I’m currently learning Scottish Gaelic to be closer with my culture, I’m on day 20. I’m not very good. But I’m having fun.

This was fun :))

Tagging((no obligation)): @lave-whump @lektric-whump @whumpsorbetism @5000angryspiders @straight-to-the-pain and of course anyone else who wants to

hi everyone ~

I’m super bad with names but I always want to try and call people by their first names if I can!! 

I thought I’d do a quick lil tag game to make sure I’m getting to know all the lovely people I interact with on here. so, if you’re comfortable, post your first name and three facts about yourself.

I’ll start - I’m Alex, and three fun facts about me are I love to collect pens/stationary, Dunkin’ iced coffee basically flows through my veins, and the musician I’ve recently become obsessed with is maggie miles.

tagging @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @ohyoudosmellgood @notquitetwilight @carllisle @jasperwhitcock @edworm-cullen @rosalielesbianhale and literally EVERYONE who wants to jump in because I want to meet you if I haven’t already!!!!

“I’m not going to hurt you,” Character A says softly, inching closer with placating hands, “It’s okay, I’m here to help.”

Poor dude can’t catch a break,,,

Random Whump Generator

I made a whump generator! Here’s the link and please tag me in whatever it inspires you to make!

Here’s a few examples of what you might get!

Bee gang!!! We’ve had bees since about June 2019 ((wow longer than I thought lmao)). Good luck with harvesting your honey, its great fun!

You have bees?! I have bees!! :00 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

YESSSS BEE GANG!!! we got them last may!!

Whumpee played with their fingers anxiously, trying to get the strength to go to Caretaker.

They kept thinking about it. Almost a week ago, the nightmares had them up and screaming. Caretaker had come in, pulling Whumpee to their chest and carding their fingers through their hair, singing them to sleep.

That was some of the best sleep they’d had in a while. The reoccurring nightmares made them crave every single feeling of that night again.

They just wanted to have a peaceful night of sleep.

“Alright Whumpee, I’m heading to bed, you need anything?”

Whumpee was knocked out of their stupor, trying to catch up with what Caretaker said. “W- I’m sorry, what?”

Caretaker gave them a friendly smile. “I asked if you needed anything?” They then came closer, resting their hands on top of Whumpee’s fidgeting fingers. “Is everything alright?”

They opened their mouth, trying to form the words. The worst thing they could say was no, right? It really isn’t, a little voice in their head told them.

“Uh, can...” Whumpee couldn’t bring themself to ask. “Never mind, never mind, sorry to bother you Caretaker. Goodnight.”

Caretaker gently grabbed their arm as they turned. “Hey, what is it? You can ask me anything.”

“Uh, well-“ they took a deep breath. “CanIlaywithyoutonight?”

“Um... a little slower?”

Whumpee swallowed harshly. Then, in a voice no higher then a mumble, they spoke: “my, er, my nightmares are getting really bad. Can- can I lay with you?” Frantically, they added. “It doesn’t even have to be all night, it can be for like, twenty minutes, or you can just say no, it’s-“

They were cut off by Caretaker gently cupping their face. “Baby, you don’t even have to ask.”

Whumpee tried to blink back their tears. “I just didn’t want to disturb you.”

“You could never.” They then grabbed Whumpee’s hand. “You must be tired, come along.” They pulled them into the room, closing the door and turning off the light.

They crawled into the bed, Caretaker holding them in a spooning position, one hand in their hair and the other wrapped around their torso.

Their fingers fan gently through the locks of hair, making Whumpee melt in their fingertips.

“Goodnight Whumpee. I love you.”

The exhaustion of the last few nights quickly caught up to them, making Whumpee’s eyelids heavy. “I love you too.” They were out moments after.

Forever thinking about that White Collar episode where Neal and Peter get trapped in a room with no oxygen and Neal passes out.

That was,,, that was the good shit

Injury Starters

“Whoa, when did you get this?”

“Who did this to you?”

“Hold still— I need to clean it.”

“I’m supposed to believe this was an accident?”

“Damn— I’d hate to see the other guy.”

“Does this hurt when I touch it?”

“What the hell, ___? Another fight?”

“What the hell happened to your face?”

“Why are you so calm about this? You’re really hurt.”

“I think your arm is broken. It’s not supposed to bend like that.”

“Here, let me help you with that.”

“You’re bleeding a lot. Too much. Apply more pressure. I’m calling an ambulance.”

“Did you think I was gonna leave you like this?”

“Instead of helping you, they ran off? What an asshole.”

“You need to be more careful. You keep getting hurt like this and you’ll put yourself out of commission.”

“Let me grab the first-aid kit. Don’t move.”

“So, do you wanna explain to me what the hell happened?”

“You look really pale. Sit down. I don’t need you fainting before I get this stitched-up.”

“I’m not blaming you, I’m just saying this looks awfully suspicious.”

“How many of them were there? This doesn’t look like one man’s doing.”

“Sit still. I need to clean this before it gets infected.”

“Wiggle your fingers. I need to make sure it’s not broken.”

“This is gonna hurt. A lot. But it’ll be quick. I need to pop it back into place.”

“I told you not to act recklessly like that. You might think you’re protecting me, but you’re gonna get yourself killed if you keep jumping in like that.”

“That was really close this time. Too close. Please, promise me you’re gonna listen to me and be more careful in the future.”

So, it’s been just over eight weeks since I made this blog and I thought I’d do a little update?? Just so I’ve something to pin in place of my first intro

Hello! I’m Tobias!

I post prompts, mostly. Just little dialogue snippets or vague concepts that pop into my head, along with the occasional drabble.

I’m also in the process of making a few whump guide sorta things and I’m looking into making gifs too.

I’m also debating putting some fic on ao3 but,,, we shall see,,,

Oh, and I’m Scottish, so time zones can be a little weird, I apologise for any delays in responses this causes :))

Anyway, love you all and hope y’all are staying safe :00

𝙱𝙰𝙳 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙴𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚂

cw abuse

Caretaker blaming Whumpee for being weak

Caretaker snapping at Whumpee when they cry

Caretaker telling Whumpee to suck it up

Caretaker forcing Whumpee to exhaust themselves

Caretaker belittling Whumpee

Caretaker exposing Whumpee to their fears

Caretaker mocking Whumpee when they stutter

Caretaker claiming to discipline Whumpee

Caretaker purposefully saying trigger words

Caretaker being kind to everyone but Whumpee

Caretaker telling Whumpee they’re a burden

Caretaker saying they regret saving Whumpee

Caretaker controlling Whumpee in every way

Caretaker taking their anger out on Whumpee

Caretaker deceiving and betraying Whumpee

Caretaker making Whumpee believe they’re delusional

Caretaker denying/ignoring Whumpee’s trauma

Caretaker isolating Whumpee from everyone else

Caretaker forcing Whumpee to confront Whumper

Caretaker rolling their eyes at anxious Whumpee

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Caretaker taking advantage of weak Whumpee

Caretaker telling Whumpee it’s what they owe them

Caretaker telling Whumpee it’s what friends do

Caretaker treating Whumpee like an object

Caretaker drugging Whumpee and having their way with them

Caretaker using a sexually conditioned Whumpee

Caretaker telling Whumpee to show their gratitude

Caretaker helping Whumpee in return for sexual favors

Whump without a whumper

What happened to regular old whump? Here are some scenarios for prompts I kinda miss

Sickfics. Someone with pneumonia or a stomach flu. Give me glazed eyes and chills and being weak from not being able to keep anything down. Their caretaker being run into the ground trying to take care of them.

Injured by a nameless assailant. Shot from afar by rebels, mugged in the night, hurt in a hit in run. The struggling walk or run back to their loved ones and catching them when they can’t stay upright anymore. Being put to bed and finally feeling safe.

Clumsiness and random accidents. Falling down the stairs, fainting in the shower bc of exhaustion after a trying day (combo these with illness for mega bonus points), someone else falling on them.

Being hurt by a tough loved one who gets surprised or has traumatic flashbacks. Trying to hide it, being found out. The guilt!! The black eyes! Please.

Chronic illness or mental illness. I’m not trying to trivialize these - a lot of the great fics I’ve read seem to come from people who let out their own experiences on characters. Putting up with it, being strong but breaking down, trying to hide it, bad days.

Emotional h/c. Loneliness, guilt, bad memories being brought up at inopportune times and having to hide it until they have a second to breathe. Caretaker trying to comfort them once they realize, feeling guilty for not realizing, and eventually breaking through to them. Making a little progress that gives us hope.

Caught in bad weather. Hypothermia, heat exhaustion, deserts and rain and snowstorms. Complaining and being ignored until they faint.

Give me it all. Not that I don’t love torture fics (that sounds straight up sadistic) but I long for the simpler times. The magic writers made out of the everyday, that still tug at your heartstrings.