I Love When My Mandarin Teacher Plays The Videos For The Lesson's Dialogue Because They Are So Funny

Morgie: I used to hang out with your mom in high school.

Mal: That must have been something.

Morgie: Yeah she was with Hades back then. They got married, Hades left her, and I'm dating her ex.

Mal: And now she's also a lizard.

Morgie: She's a lizard!?

Mal: Yep, keep her in my dorm room.

Morgie: ...That's definitely something.

(Extra bit I wrote based on my fic Firesnake on ao3)

Why is this butterfly a drew giving me Anne Boleyn vibes

My friend is know watching Arcane (this is the same on that watched dead boy detectives) and when I was asking her about the characters today she called Heimerdinger "the mouse". I kid you not, I was rolling laughing. She in picking up the gayness of Jayce and Viktor, said they were both ace, love to see more ace rep. She also hates Powder, so 😒. She is only up to episode 3. So 15 more to go and a lot more pain.

She has finished the show and has redeemed herself. She now loves Niko and Monty. She still hates Crystal, to quote "with burning fiery passion". She is upset Edwin and Charles didn't kiss.

These are also text she sent me watching it. I was laughing. She did sign the petition

I have made a friend watch Dead Boy Detectives. She is only on episode 4 but hates everyone except Charles and maybe Ester. She is saying that Edwin should already know that he is gay and shouldn't be having this thing now. She very admittedly hates Crystal and thinks Niko is annoying. I might have to fight her. At least she asked if Edwin and Charles where dating like 10 minutes in.

For caitvi maybe it could be Vi and Jenny, and Caitlyn with the night nurse.

VI and Jenny I do not have much reason besides tattoos and VI's pit fighter look.

Caitlyn and the night nurse cause with Cait being an inforcer and the night nurse keeping dead children in check they both have jobs that are there to keep order in some way.

With Mel and Monty switching that does leave Ambessa and Ester as an option.

The other characters I am not sure with are tragic mick, the cat king and David.

Arcane/DBDA swap au?

Viktor swaps with Edwin, Jayce and Charles, Crystal and Ekko and then Niko and jinx

Viktor and Edwin I don't have much reason for tbh

Jayce and Charles cause I think Charles would think the hammer is very cool

Ekko and Crystal because magic and also because I think they'd look cool in each other's outfits and I think they'd get along

Jinx and Niko really only for timebomb's sake but also cause I think Kingham and Litty as Silco and Sevika would be fucking hilarious

Mel and Monty perhaps because of the relationship with Ambessa and the relationship with Esther remind me of each other

I have zero clue who would be caitvi

won't you tell me at last who I am

Watching Sinsmas and finishing Sword AF S2 in one day is crazy. I have felt so many emotions and have almost cried 7 times before noon. And now I am choosing to watch supernatural, like that isn't an emotional nightmare

I can't listen to 36 Questions with out thinking about Jegulus. Just imagine James as Jace and Regulus as Judith. His fake name could be like Reginald White or some shit.