Concealed Carry Arsonist Wtf Is This Shit

GUYS. GUYS. I just had a terrible but wonderfully angsty AU concept come to me.

A Frankenstan AU except its ALSO Frankenford. Bill somehow does end up killing Ford, maybe by throwing him off of the roof of his house or something- that part doesn't really matter. Ford just has to die. BUT since Bill can possess dead bodies, he keeps using Ford's to build the portal. Ford's ghost somehow gets a postcard to Stan, but when he shows up, Bill is there with a crossbow. Now both Pines twins are dead and no one knows about it except them.

So now the Stans have to go through their own deaths while also mourning for each other AND have an awkward reunion AS GHOSTS. Maybe they find a way to get Fiddleford to bring them back to life or at least get Bill out of Ford's corpse, then break the portal.

Does any of this make sense or am I rambling

ok its gonna happen!

hoping I'll finish it by next week but it might take a little longer

should I turn that scene from journal three where ford goes to the truck stop for coffee and flips out into a comic

cause it sounds fun to draw

idk if i'd color it though

omg he would though, like literally just to piss bill off like an annoying little sibling without even knowing bill is watching

and the rest of the pines would just be like "maybe this game is going too far"

but Ford thinks he's invincible and doesn't see the problem

JK SIMMONS ALSO VOICED THE YELLOW M&M

IM LOSING MHY SHIT

TTHIS MEANS THAT LOGICALLY

FORD COULD DO A PERFECT IMPRESSION IOF THE YELLOW M&M

PLEASE REBLOG!!! THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE!

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

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3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. I KNOW IT WAS MY IDEA BUT STILL.

GUYS. GUYS. I just had a terrible but wonderfully angsty AU concept come to me.

A Frankenstan AU except its ALSO Frankenford. Bill somehow does end up killing Ford, maybe by throwing him off of the roof of his house or something- that part doesn't really matter. Ford just has to die. BUT since Bill can possess dead bodies, he keeps using Ford's to build the portal. Ford's ghost somehow gets a postcard to Stan, but when he shows up, Bill is there with a crossbow. Now both Pines twins are dead and no one knows about it except them.

So now the Stans have to go through their own deaths while also mourning for each other AND have an awkward reunion AS GHOSTS. Maybe they find a way to get Fiddleford to bring them back to life or at least get Bill out of Ford's corpse, then break the portal.

Does any of this make sense or am I rambling

Hi! I was wondering how STCMO! Ford would react to/ deal with a Frankenstan AU, specifically @trekkerac 's Ghost Stan AU. Would he try to help Ford revive Stan or just... watch from afar? Sorry if you've already answered an ask like this :)

Augh I love that AU!

Considering Bill is very much a prominent figure and Stan is already dead when he gets there, Watchdog would probably avoid that dimension. It wouldn't be until he kept getting a notification for Frankenstan that Watchdog would swallow down his fear and investigate. So you can imagine his surprise and horror when he sees a dead Stan walking around. Of course, he'd scan Stan to confirm that he's present and it's not just an empty vessel that's being piloted by Bill.

Still, Watchdog wouldn't be able to do much to help considering that there are some rules to his running about. Some dimensions Watchdog cannot alter until their "canon" has come to pass. It's the dimensions where the canon had been knocked off course that Watchdog can interact with, setting the dimension on a path of his choosing. But the people who most influence the timeline (Stan and Ford) need to shift the balance just enough that Watchdog can access the dimension and do what he does best.

you want me to write the scene from into the bunker when dipper thinks Wendy's dead don't you

except with a brotherly platonic twist ofc

but still

i love it

GUYS. GUYS. I just had a terrible but wonderfully angsty AU concept come to me.

A Frankenstan AU except its ALSO Frankenford. Bill somehow does end up killing Ford, maybe by throwing him off of the roof of his house or something- that part doesn't really matter. Ford just has to die. BUT since Bill can possess dead bodies, he keeps using Ford's to build the portal. Ford's ghost somehow gets a postcard to Stan, but when he shows up, Bill is there with a crossbow. Now both Pines twins are dead and no one knows about it except them.

So now the Stans have to go through their own deaths while also mourning for each other AND have an awkward reunion AS GHOSTS. Maybe they find a way to get Fiddleford to bring them back to life or at least get Bill out of Ford's corpse, then break the portal.

Does any of this make sense or am I rambling

rewatched the finale and wanted to draw that one scene yk

INTERDIMENSIONAL FLEX TAPE

IM DYING HOLY SHIT THATS AMAZING

and shes not in tbob that much mostly just journal 3 so there's not a lot to go off of for her personality ^^

the whole thing bill writes about her is scribbled out violently

JK SIMMONS ALSO VOICED THE YELLOW M&M

IM LOSING MHY SHIT

TTHIS MEANS THAT LOGICALLY

FORD COULD DO A PERFECT IMPRESSION IOF THE YELLOW M&M

i love these two so much AAAAAAAA

I've been grunklepilled.