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DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

“Abolish Golf”

Sticker spotted in Chicago, Illinois.

Sukuna is a HORRIBLE person. The worst. No redeeming qualities at all.

I would totally let him screw me ♡

private beach

(I'm not promoting littering, I just had to make the seagull make sense.)

My original as was gonna be "Cramps can suck a dick and get fucked", but I wanted the cramps to suffer.

Cramps can suck a lemon and die.

So could I at this point

reblog to bite your mutuals

A general reminder—periodic cicadas pose no threat to anyone and their plant damage is limited to nipping off the ends of twigs. Please do not hose them with pesticide. They are slow and clumsy and confused and only want to make friends with other cicadas and eventually die of sexual exhaustion.

Yes, the screaming is a lot, but they’ve been extremely quiet neighbors for thirteen years, cut them some slack as they go through the most fraught time of their lives.

how do people not know where the clit is like it’s right there. it’s not even funny it’s right there

So... I did a thing.

I got Tear 🐈‍⬛️ a collar and a tag. The tag has his name on one side, and it says, "Please call my human," on the other with my number (blacked out for online safety).

He absolutely 💯 HATED it, but now he seems pretty chill with it. It took forever to get decent pics of him because he is a cat and hates to stay still when a camera is near.