Sake !

[Image ID: Colored art of Kaedehara Kazuha and the Kagotsurube Isshin from Genshin Impact in five different scenarios. In each scenario, the sword has an expressive eye near its hilt with a purple pupil and black sclera.

Scenario 1: Kazuha holds the Kagotsurube Isshin in one hand. He looks at it with a lifted eyebrow and asks, “How do you expect me to hold you and a hammer at the same time?” The sword says, “I could—” before being interrupted by Kazuha, who says, “No, you’re not allowed to possess me.”

Scenario 2: Kazuha holds the Kagotsurube Isshin straight out in front of him. His eyes are tightly shut, and he’s leaning away from the sword, who shouts, “what the hell were you thinking?” The words “hell” and “thinking” are in all caps.

Scenario 3: Kazuha stands with a wide stance and frustrated expression. He appears to be attempting to move in one direction while the Kagotsurube Isshin is pulling one of his arms in the other direction. “Oi, get back here!!” says Kazuha. The sword responds, in all caps, “No!! That thing’s going to damage my beautiful blade”. There are tears in its eye.

Scenario 4: Kazuha runs a cloth over the Kagotsurube Isshin‘s blade, who is humming and has its eye happily closed.

Scenario 5: Kazuha holds the sword in front of him with both hands. The two of them are overshadowed by something in front of them, and they stare with wide eyes. “run?” asks the sword. “run,” responds Kazuha. End image ID]

Mhy robbed us of a potential comedic duo

I think Hanma will call you baby girl just to piss you off or it's an inside joke between you two HAHSHA.

𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞

aummary: period cramp challenge, let’s go!

characters: Mikey, Draken, Kawata Nahoya “Smiley” and Kawata Souya “Angry”.

genre: fluffy, comedy, and cramp comfort

note: I just imagine the pain in their faces 😂 this is such a top challenge.

| Manjiro Sano “Mikey”

“Are you sure you want this?” You ask him one last time, adjusting the device’s belt around his waist so that it stays pressed right to his belly.

Last words: “I’ll be okay, _______-chy.” He sends you one of his sunny smiles. It’s really impressive how much he can endure in a fight after so many blows, but this pain is a whole new level. But it would be pointless to keep warning him when Mikey settles on something, nothing can change his mind.

You lay down with him, the same device wrapped around your tummy, and you give him a good luck gaze before setting up and starting.

Level of Vibrations = Increasing

30 seconds: Mikey only presses his lips together, but you can notice he’s holding himself.

2 minutes: his nails start scratching the mattress as he holds onto it, but he keeps still, looking at the ceiling and trying to breathe evenly.

5 minutes: his face is reddening and he lets out a small whimper before he searches for your hand. He gives you a firm squeeze, not only to endure the pain but someway comfort you since you’re also going through this.

10 minutes: his eyes start watering, but he keeps still, biting his bottom lip so hard that it bruises.

You turn off the device, and his arms are around you immediately, holding your body tight and wetting his shoulder with his tears.

“I don’t want you to go through this again, ______-chy.” He presses his face onto your neck, still hugging you like a koala. “M'gonna hunt all those cramps so they don’t bother you again.”

| Ken Ryuguji, “Draken”

Last words: “Do I really need to do this?” He asks as you prepared everything. “I think I have an idea of how much this hurts.” He lived his whole life besides women, and he can still remember how chaotic things got when they were in their period.

You assured him you would stop after five minutes. He sighs but gives you a nod. Maybe this would help him understand better your pain and increase the way he takes care of you, so it won’t be a waste. And besides, the ache is probably similar to some he felt in his past.

Level of Vibrations = Intense

How wrong he was.

30 seconds: “Dude, what the heck?” He squirms a bit, bothered by the strong way the pain comes, it feels like he’s been punched in the stomach by Pah-chin.

2 minutes: “How it’s not five minutes already?!” He groans, his long legs kicking and throwing the layers of blankets on the bed. “Freaking evil thing!”

5 minutes: “Enoooough!” He roars, ripping the belt apart by force and throwing the device away from his body.

He takes deep breaths like he actually almost passed out, cradling his own body and looking at you with widen eyes. “Baby, how the heck you bear this every month? It’s insane!”

| Kawata Nahoya “Smiley”

Last words: “LET’S GO!” Always cheering, your boyfriend grins as you prepared the session. It really amazes you the way he brightly deals with painful situations like this. He was the one who bought that device in the first place, curious to see how cramps worked in practice.

Really a nutty. But you appreciate his willingness the same way.

Level of Vibrations: increasing.

30 seconds: “It tickles!” He says, actually giggling while the cramps build up against his skin.

2 minutes: “They are really mean, aren’t they?” Even when he’s complaining, there’s still a grin on his face, his toes curling from the ache.

5 minutes: He’s rolling side to side on the bed. “This is so painful!” He giggles like he was leaving on a new adventure.

10 minutes: Tears are running freely on his face, and you’re taking the remote to stop. “No!” He protests, chuckling through the pain. “I can handle it…. Ten more minutes.”

20 minutes: His eyes are fixed on the ceiling, his body motionless. “I can’t feel anything.”

Your boyfriend got dizzy for a whole hour before falling asleep.

| Kawata Souya “Angry”

Last words: “C'mon, I want to do it!” He insists, handing you the device. Since his brother told him about this experience, Souya has been wanting to do it as well, and you can’t sort out the reason behind it. Maybe Nahoya is nagging him, or he’s trying to be the strong man for you, but regardless, you do not want to make him suffer, or cry.

Because we know what happens when this man cries.

But you have no choice other than to help him get settled, knowing he would get very grumpy if you didn’t support him on this.

You can only hope for the best.

Level of Vibrations: intense (his request)

30 seconds: He squirms a bit but tries to hang on, his expression concentrated. The ache from it is making him go to the moon, so hurtful, that tears start forming on his eyes.

2 minutes: The pain is unbearable, it’s too intense and non-stop, and even though he has been through a lot of fights, this is really a different kind of struggle. He can’t stand anymore, so he cries out, tears in his eyes as tears the device from him and throws it right on the wall with all his rage.

He’s fuming, so mad, not for his own pain, but from the fact that you have to endure this for so many years. But nothing that a good couple of cuddles and kisses can’t do to calm him down.

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helping them when they need it

incl. itto, xiao, kazuha, childe

warnings: mentions of injuries / cuts

a/n: childe’s is . kind of angsty ?? still has a little bit of reverse comfort. also takes place before he tries to destroy liyue <3

itto

you weren’t entirely sure why arataki itto ran to you when he had an allergy attack, but here he was, nearly hyperventilating at your doorstep.

“what happened?” you ask, putting your hand on his shoulder to steady him.

“beans,” he chokes out. “beans,” he repeats, coughing.

“we were getting food and there were beans hidden under his rice,” one of his gang members explains. “we told him to be careful but he was so hungry he took a bite without checking!”

“oh, jeez. come on,” you sigh, helping itto up. “could you guys give us some space?” you look to the three men standing behind itto.

they all nod. “we’ll stay out here if that’s what you need.”

you close your door and sit itto down. his eyes were filled with tears and he was coughing uncontrollably. “itto, you’ve gotta be more careful. this is the 2nd time this has happened in the past week,” you tell him. “at this rate, you’re gonna build an immunity to beans.”

itto rapidly shakes his head. “no way. never gonna happen,” he says with a strained voice.

“just sit here and calm down. you’re not gonna be able to get your breath back if you keep panicking,” you tell him. “do you want some water?”

itto quickly nods. you retrieve a glass of water for him and he slurps it down. “man, you really are a lifesaver,” he breathes. he already sounds better.

“are you gonna be okay? aren’t eating beans like, particularly bad for you? am i gonna have to rush you to a doctor?” you ask.

“slow down, slow down,” itto says between breaths. “i think i’ll be fine. might have to take it easy for the rest of the night, but i won’t die or anything. it was just one bean.” his face scrunches up. “so gross.”

you refill his glass of water, and he drinks it all in the blink of an eye. “d’you mind if i crash here for a bit?” he asks. “just a few hours, tops. i promise i’ll be gone before the sun sets.”

you nod. “that’s fine, i guess. what do you want me to tell the guys?”

“just tell ‘em to head home and that i’m taking a nap here. they’ll be outta your hair then.”

you did just that, and although hesitant, his gang members left. by the time you came back inside, itto was already fast asleep. you didn’t have to leave home, so you just went on with your day and kept an eye on itto.

the sun started to set and itto finally started stirring. “itto?” you ask quietly.

itto’s eyes flutter open and he rubs them before lifting his head. “oh man, how long have i been out?”

“three days,” you reply. “just kidding, it’s only been a few hours.” you quickly add on once you see the look of horror on itto’s face.

“not funny,” he mumbles, setting his head back down. “how am i still so exhausted?”

“well, you are extremely allergic to beans. ‘extremely’ almost doesn’t seem like a good enough word to describe how badly allergic you are,” you tell him. “just stay the night.”

“are you sure?” itto asks after a few moments of silence. “i mean, i’m sure i can make it home just fine. granny is probably worried about me,” he says.

“i understand that, but i don’t really think you’re in a condition to make that journey back to your granny right now. surely she’ll understand when you get back?“ you suggest.

“yeah, you’re probably right. she’d probably be mad at me for walking that much when i’m like this.” he says. he groans. “i need to go back to sleep. my head is killing me,”

“no worries. hopefully you’ll feel better in the morning.” you say.

“hey, (y/n), thanks for letting me stay here while i recover. i owe you big time.” itto says.

you chuckle. “don’t worry about it. you’re not in best itto condition, i can’t let you go around inazuma looking like that,”

he laughs. “yeah, thanks for — wait, what do you mean by that? how bad do i look?!?”

xiao

“he’s on the roof, as usual. i… don’t think he’s in the best condition. could you please check on him?”

verr goldet’s voice sounded more nervous than usual. as you made your way to the top of wangshu inn, you were just expecting to see xiao exhausted from conquering demons — it was a rare sight, but it did happen. you had never actually seen him physically hurt.

“xiao?” you ask, stepping onto the roof. you couldn’t see him. “xiao?” you repeat.

you hear something behind you. turning, you finally see xiao. you can tell by the way he’s standing that he’s in great pain — eyebrows furrowed, face contorted in a way that makes it only more obvious he’s trying to hide his pain. “you called?”

“verr goldet asked me to check on you… are you okay?” you ask, stepping closer.

xiao grunts. “i’m fine.”

it’s then when you notice his arms are cut, exposing dark gashes on his arm that are the complete opposite of a human’s flesh. gasping, you put a hand on his arm, making sure to be wary of his injury. “what happened?”

“i said i’m fine,” xiao gently moves away from your grasp. “it’s just a flesh wound…”

“it should still be cared for,” you tell him. “please let me look at it.”

xiao crossed his arms before sighing. “alright, fine.”

“i’ll be back in just a moment. don’t leave.”

you quickly go down the stairs of wangshu inn and retrieve a first aid kit. you’re back to the roof in no time and pleased to see that xiao hasn’t left. “sit,” you say, gently helping him sit down. you start to disinfect his cuts.

he doesn’t even flinch. he clears his throat. “…is it bad?”

you shake your head. “no. it isn’t deep enough to need stitches or anything,” you reply. “but whatever got you, got you pretty good.”

you bandage up his right arm and start cleaning the next. “where were you when i got here? verr goldet said you’d be on the roof.”

“i knew she’d send you after me,” he mumbles. “i didn’t want you to see me hurt.”

“why?” you ask. “it’s a good thing i did, right? you could get more hurt if you left these untreated.”

he shrugs. “i suppose you’re right.”

“if you didn’t want me to see you like this, then why did you still show up?” you ask.

“because you called out my name. and i promised i’d be there whenever you did.” xiao replies.

you finish bandaging him up. “you’re good at keeping promises,” you say, packing the first-aid kit up. “so promise me you won’t hesitate to ask me for help.”

xiao pauses for a moment before nodding slightly. when you start to descend the stairs to return the kit back to its place, you feel xiao’s eyes on you, watching intently. “i’m just putting the first-aid kit back,” you tell him. “i’ll be back. would you like me to get you some almond tofu from chef yanxiao?”

“okay,” he says, shoulder dropping in relief. “just… make it fast, please,”

kazuha

doing business on the docks of liyue, you had grown close to the captain of the crux, beidou. you were the first to welcome her back and the last to send her your regards and well wishes before she left. so when she returned to liyue after a trip to inazuma, she wasted no time to introduce you to kaedehara kazuha.

he was timid, only speaking to beidou, avoiding all eye contact with you — beidou told you once it was just you and her that he had been through a lot recently, fleeing from inazuma after witness his friend get slain.

before the pair left the dock, you called out his name.

“kazuha, if you ever need help, ask beidou where you can find me.”

it was just an offer; you couldn’t deny that his story pulled at your heartstrings a bit. he had gone through so much. losing a friend, fleeing your home nation, suddenly coming to a new nation you don’t know anything about. it was a lot.

a few weeks had passed since kazuha had arrived in liyue. you had only spoken to him once since beidou introduced you to him, but you saw him around the city a lot and would always wave or give him a friendly smile. it wasn’t until a stormy night that kazuha took up your offer of help.

you almost didn’t hear him knock on your door. it almost blended in with the pounding rain against your house. but you checked anyways, and you were greeted with a soaking wet kazuha at your doorstep.

you immediately pulled him inside, running to grab a towel to dry him off. he looked like he was soaked to the bone, his clothes were sopping wet and rain dripped from his hair. you wrapped the towel around him and sat him down.

“i tried to find shelter,” kazuha chuckles as he pulls the towel tighter around his body. “but as you can see, i failed.”

“it’s been raining for hours,” you say softly, throwing more wood in the fireplace nearby. “have you been in the rain this entire time?”

“not the entire time. i was in a cave when the rain started, but the wind started to blow the rain in. so i started to make my way here.” he explains. “it still took some time, though.”

“i’m glad you knew where i was. besides from me there’s only two other houses nearby, and i’m not sure they’d be as welcoming to a stranger.” you tell him.

“after we met a few weeks ago i asked beidou where i could find you if i needed it. since i’ve been here for some time now, i didn’t have any trouble finding you, luckily.” he replies. he sniffles, pushing his wet hair back.

“let me get you some food, you must be starving.” you say, pushing a chair closer to the fireplace. “sit here. get warmed up,” you help him stand and get him seated by the fire.

you quickly go to your kitchen to retrieve some soup you had made earlier while you rack your brain on what to do about his clothes. you had some old clothes you didn’t wear anymore that might fit him; he just needed something for the night. you left the kitchen to get kazuha some food in his stomach.

“here’s some soup,” you say. “you’ll have to change out of those clothes before you get sick, though,”

kazuha nods, taking the soup from your hands and sips it, sighing in relief at the warmth. “thank you for helping me,” he says. “i don’t think i realized how cold i was until i got here.”

“of course,” you reply. “there’s no way i’d leave you out there. let me get you those clothes now,” you go to your bedroom and find the clothes — looking at them now, they’d surely fit him.

when you return, kazuha had finished the soup and was standing by the fire. he had just finished drying his hair; it was out of it’s usual ponytail now. “i’m sorry for causing any—“

“shh,” you shush him. “it’s fine. i offered to help and now i’m helping.” you hand him the clothes.

his eyelids are heavy. he looks so exhausted he could fall asleep standing up.

“i can take you to my room and you can have my bed for the night.” you tell him.

kazuha shakes his head. “no. i can’t do that. i can just sleep out here on the floor.”

“kazuha—“

“i’ll be fine. i’m used to it. having a roof over my head is enough for me.” he says.

you listen to the rain outside for a few moments before nodding. “okay. you can put your clothes by the fire, hopefully they’ll be dried by morning.” you say. “are you sure you’ll be okay?”

kazuha smiles slightly, nodding. “yes. i can’t thank you enough for what you’ve done so far.”

“alright, then. i’ll see you in the morning.” you leave kazuha by himself and go to your own room. it takes you some time to shut your brain off and fall asleep, but you manage.

in the morning, you leave your room and see that kazuha has already woken up. he was back in his own clothes that had dried and had neatly folded yours and set it on the table.

“how are you feeling?” you ask.

“okay,” kazuha replies. “although… i can feel a cold coming on,” he sighs.

“well, you can always come back if you need to. a cold will definitely leave faster if you have proper shelter. i can also get you some medicine from dr. baizhu. i have to deliver something to him today anyways,” you tell him.

kazuha nods, grinning. “thank you.”

you quickly get ready and head towards the harbor with kazuha. the smell of rain still lingered in the air, children were jumping in the puddles left behind while the wild animals drank from them.

“i have to head to the crux,” kazuha says. “thank you again for all the help.”

“you’re welcome. feel free to come by anytime,” you tell him.

he nods, a soft smile on his face. “i’ll definitely consider it.”

childe

there had been a few times before when you had needed to patch up the mysterious man from snezhnaya — usually just a few cuts and bruises, but for a toy seller, he was getting hurt an awful lot.

so when he showed up on your doorstep, clothes tattered, covered in blood, you knew there was definitely something he wasn’t telling you. but that didn’t mean you were going to deny him help.

silence fills the room as you disinfect his cuts and clean the dirt off his skin. you noticed that body was basically covered in scars.

“you’ve definitely seen me in better shape,” childe finally says, voice strained. he’s still able to crack a smile.

you look to him. even though he’s smiling, you can sense some kind of hurt in his eyes. you quickly glance away. “i have.”

“i appreciate your help. i didn’t know who else to go to. the pharmacy is closed, and i’m not sure i’d get the same kind of help there as i will from you.” childe says.

you nod. “you made the right choice. so, what happened?” you ask.

the question makes childe shift uncomfortably in his spot. “i can tell you’re suspicious.”

“of course i am. am i supposed to think toy sellers get in fights like this?” you question. “either way, i don’t care. we’ve already established some kind of friendship, so…”

“it was never my plan to keep my real job hidden from you,” he admits. “but it would change your mind about me. and it felt kind of nice to have someone who didn’t know what i’m really in liyue for… but everyone figures it out somehow,” he says, chuckling.

“childe…” you say softly. “i’m still helping you. and i plan to do this whenever you need it.”

childe looks to you, with an almost confused and hurt expression on his face. “i’m not a good guy.”

“then i’ll pretend you’re a good guy.” you reply, pressing a bandage onto a cut on his shoulder. “if mr. zhongli trusts you, then surely you can’t be all that bad? i’m starting to get a feeling you don’t talk too highly of yourself.”

childe looks down at the floor. “okay. then we can pretend i’m just a toy seller.”

you pull childe’s sleeve back down to cover the bandage. “alright.”

childe stands up from his seat and heads to the door. “thank you again.”

“are you sure you want to leave? you must be exhausted. you’re already hurt and it’s dark outside. you should really—“

“i’ll be fine.” childe cuts you off. “i shouldn’t take up more of your time. you’ve already helped me this much.” he opens the front door. “i hope i’ll see you again soon.”

and then, he’s gone, leaving you with nothing but your thoughts.

“uh oh.”

when they accidentally embarrass themselves in front of their crush… [y/n].

featuring —

✧ bennett, chongyun, diluc, zhongli (separate) x gn!reader

warnings ―

✧ not proofread, blood (not graphic, but mentions), mentions of death

notes ―

✧ woke up at 5am, had this idea, wrote it all at 5am… went back to sleep 😻

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red flags they'd choose to ignore...

warnings: honestly, i don't know how to tag this... toxic behavior? (but not from them. ok, maybe a little)wc: ~.4k ft: Hajime Iwaizumi | Issei Matsukawa | Rintarō Suna | Lev Haiba | Asahi Azumane | Kei Tsukishima a/n: we've all met someone whose vibes are off still we decide to ignore those signs and go for it, right?!? (๑^-^;๑)

part 01 | part 02

✶˖· hajime iwaizumi would be lying if he said he didn't find people with a bad temper a little too hot... he knows your overreactive and bratty personality is not good for a mature relationship but there's something about those desperate cries for attention that manifest in form of tantrums that just have his heart doing laps.

✶˖· issei matsukawa is a sucker for big flirts who are always crushing on new people... if you have a roving eye, he can't help but take it as a challenge; matsukawa needs to prove he is worthy of your attention and sure, he notices the glances you shoot at that cute barista but as long as he's the one you keep coming back to, he doesn't care.

✶˖· rintarō suna thinks secretive and shady personalities are interesting. if you keep excluding him or hiding information from him he can't help but be intrigued. to suna you are a mystery that he has to unravel, a cute little puzzle he needs to solve; no matter how mentally tiring the enterprise will be he is certain he'll eventually succeed!

✶˖· lev haiba knows forgiving but not forgetting is not a good thing yet, when you bring up past arguments during a fight, his brain automatically registers it as a good sign, cause you wouldn't clutch onto emotions if you didn't care, right? so yes, moving on from drama is almost impossible with you but that's a small price to pay.

✶˖· asahi azumane's nonconfrontational personality prompts him to go for a partner who bottles up their feelings. this man is not dumb, he knows you are mad (despite the countless times you've claimed you are 'ok'), and it's not like he doesn't care, but asahi doesn't know how to address the issue so he just hopes it'll go away if you both ignore it.

✶˖· kei tsukishima both enjoys and dislikes dating people-pleasers. he is aware of how unhealthy it is that you put yourself in second place to others, and he is quick to urge you to focus on your desires! oh, but when it's his likes and needs that you take into consideration to mold your own, the blond's heart skips a beat; he knows it's wrong but he feels so important nonetheless

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

#who gave you that love bite?

—where you pranked him about having a hickey on your neck, but it’s just a perfectly-done make-up that ying’er or lisa possibly taught you

CHARACTERS. Albedo, Childe, Diluc, Gorou, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli

THEMES. mostly fluff, very very slight angst. mild suggestive (special mention to kaeya and gorou) but nothing too much. established relationship.

WARNINGS. jealousy and possessiveness. language for scaramouche’s. also, just a side note that i am not a prankster irl and i do not recommend doing pranks on your s/o 24/7 (unless you do these to each other just for fun lmao) pls this is purely just for entertainment and to indulge on our 2d men<3

ALBEDO has sharp eyes and is naturally very observant. The moment he sees it, he has a feeling that something about it looks oddly familiar. “Is that… a love bite?” he could barely even call it by its other name mostly because he knew in himself that he didn’t give that to you. He wasn’t even at home last night. So it was best to question if it was really a love bite like he thinks it is. If you lie that it was a bruise, he’d question you even more about how it happened and there may even be a chance that he’ll believe you. He always believes you and he might not even believe in himself even if he was sure it’s a love bite… so in conclusion, don’t lie to him and tell him it’s a prank instead.

CHILDE was a mixture of mad and anxious, it’s obvious in his eyes. Actually, his whole expression would show that he’s annoyed but his eyes definitely showed confusion and hurt. “Is this a hickey?” his mood would instantly drop the moment he sees it—of course he knows what it was, he wanted to see if you’d lie. If you would, he’d say, “It’s obviously one, who gave this to you? I did not give this to you.” He trusts you enough not to think the worst but… “Don’t lie to me, Y/n, tell the truth,” he’d add, thinking that maybe it was all a joke. Honestly, this is the perfect time to say that it is and he’d heave out a sigh of relief and immediately wrap his arms around you. “Please don’t do that again, you’re hurting my heart, love.”

DILUC is a very sensible and calm man, at first, he might even think that it’s a bruise, asking you if you were alright, but upon further inspection, you could see him obviously recoil from it. “Why do you have a hickey, Y/n?” his voice would drop and if you take a peek on his vision, it would flicker despite him attempting to keep his cool. “Who gave that to you?” he adds, and it should be the indication of the end of the prank because he was getting angrier by the second. A heavy and relieved sigh escapes his lips as his entire body eases up, He ushers you close to him and he embraces you, burying his nose by your hair or neck, “Don’t do that again, okay?” he’d plead and you honestly think it is one of the often times he would show his emotions out in the open.

I firmly believe that GOROU has a natural instinct of being slightly more possessive than what he seems to be. He couldn’t actually control it. “What’s this?” The moment he sees the mark on your neck, he’ll make you halt in your tracks and he’d instantly inspect it, his eyes squinting at the mark as he holds onto your arm, might even be growling lowly at some point and he’s not afraid to touch the mark to see if it was real and when he proves that it’s not, he heaves out a relieved sigh. But then, he wouldn’t be able to stop himself from making a similar mark not too far away from it, leaning down and pressing gentle kisses on your neck before claiming his prize on a spot, sucking on your skin almost possessively. He leans away and his eyes gazes upon his work of art and you could see the hazed look in his eye before he turns to you and his facade instantly changes, smiling brightly at you like nothing happened.

KAEYA, the knowledgeable and flirt that he is, would lean down and kisses on the opposite side of where the mark is and leaves his own, sucking your skin gently and almost intentionally longer than he would. When he leans away does he licks his glove-covered thumb and use it to gently wipe the makeup away. “There. Now that’s what you call a hickey,” he’d smirk while winking and walk away, muscles easing up as he was immensely grateful that what his instincts told him was true.

KAZUHA would know how to catch you in your lie. Of course, there is that part in his mind that thinks the worst, but he wouldn’t accuse you of something that easily. “Where did you go before here, dove?” he’d ask questions like that and if he kisses you on the neck later on and see that you weren’t recoiling back, especially when he pokes at the mark, he’d know it was fake. He’d chuckle and press a peck on your temple and say, “Ying’er must have put something in your mind again, hm? You should have come to me if you’d like one.”

SCARAMOUCHE is angry as hell. “What the fuck is that?” he sneers, holding onto your skin at the edge of your jaw as he inspects the ‘thing’ as he calls it in his mind. “Where and who, answer me, Y/n before I lose my patience,” he glares at you, as sharp as any sword if it has to. He’s a Fatui Harbinger, a high-rank, even. Anyone who wrongs him shall be punished. Don’t try to attempt this on him if he hasn't trusted you that much because you will definitely lose that even if it’s a prank. “Tsk, don’t fool me again with that same trick,” because he definitely almost panicked that you were seeing another person. Almost. 100% will leave love bites on you that same night.

THOMA, on the other hand, was internally panicking. He almost didn’t want to ask you, and it took a lot from him to do so. “Babe… is that a love bite?” he squeaks, unable to look at the mark. The moment you would make eye contact with him, you wouldn’t even have the heart to lie because he looked absolutely hurt. Notably, he has a hand on your back as he holds onto the thin thread of hope that it was not true and that you still love him no matter what. Actually, he might also be ready to forgive you if it was… He just wants you to be honest. When you tell him the truth, he instantly wraps his arms around you and tells you, “Let’s stay like this for awhile. I thought... “ he’d sigh, “You almost had me there. I was so scared, you know?” and he definitely was.

VENTI would see it in almost an instant and freaks out. “Is that what I think it is?! Tell me it isn’t! Windblume, I did not give that to you!” he’d whine, even if it’s in the public setting, so it would probably be best if you do this away from people, maybe even in Windrise or somewhere that’s not in town because he’s definitely going to be loud. He might even cling onto you until you answer his questions. Knowing him he probably propped himself on your back and made you piggy-back him as he tried to give you the same mark. You two ended up falling on the grass because of that.

You really thought XIAO had been fooled. “Where did you get that?” he glares at the mark as he would to any other enemy then he turns to you to demand once more, “Who hurt you?” For the love of the Archons, poor boy thought that it was a bruise of some sort. If you tell him that it’s a love bite, he’d be even more confused. It honestly would take a lot more time because he really doesn’t have any idea about this… so your prank would soon be revealed because the hype died down along the way. However, he might be slightly more clingy than before, even glancing onto your neck for the rest of the day. Mission failed, but it’s worth it nonetheless.

ZHONGLI trusts you, with all of his heart, and it is to the point that he’d think it was done by your friend or that it’s a bruise. He’d ask you about it though. “What is this, love?” he’d trace the skin around the mark, inspecting it with his piercing eyes. You can almost feel him eyeing on it with his gaze. If you answer truthfully that it is a love bite, he’d momentarily freeze and he’d clear his throat, shifting on his seat. “Did I… give that to you?” he’d question even if he was sure that he didn’t. Maybe he just forgot? Surely he must have. Someone like him being not entirely sure? It would hurt to even see him like this so it’s a failed attempt on your side. When you reveal the truth, he’d just nuzzle his head by your neck and press a kiss on the back of your neck, “Please don’t scare me like this again, love, I don’t think I can handle it. I think I love you so much to let you go like that.”

NOTES. I wasn’t able to post last week because i was banned but here i am again coming back with a bang<3 hope you liked this everyone i did my best !! tbh i legit finished this post just exactly as i was supposed to post it lmao hahaha

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TR CHARACTERS AS MY PAST CRUSHES

MANJIRO SANO

kindergarten crush. very handsome, had good grades, the teachers loved him (specifically female teachers) and about half of the girls had a little crush on this guy. he was charismatic, made friends with everyone, the shy kids loved him.

KAZUSHI YAMAGISHI

a social butterfly and clown of the class. he approached you first when you were new to the school and happily introduced you to everyone else. kind of perverted and always talking about girls in some way, but would never overstep boundaries. very bad grades, but ask him about his favorite video game and he could recite the entire lore.

TAKASHI MITSUYA

the boy next door type of crush. very very sweet, caring, and always carrying a smile on his face. shares his candies with you whenever he got some.

RAN HAITANI

a literal definition of an asshole. ass personality, always surrounded himself with different girls, lowkey a bully, but everyone still loved him somehow. irresponsible student, but always talked his way out of homework. i swear 9 out of 10 girls had a crush on him, it goes away after getting to know him though.

TAKEMICHI HANAGAKI / HAKKAI SHIBA

okay this one is a little clumsy, dumb, but he's adorable. very shy, average student, had trouble communicating with others due to shyness. runs away immediately after the bell rings for lunch. your deskmate.

YUZUHA SHIBA

oh god she's so beautiful but unapproachable in a way. she's so "mean" to others, very wary of the people she meets, always having a high defense, it's all caused by an abusive father though. under the 'mask' she's a real sweetheart. gets excited around you because you're one of the few person she likes. won't open up much about her problems though:( she's so, so incredibly beautiful.

HAJIME KOKONOI

current crush. might be the love of your life, you want to get married no joke.

a/n: this was in my drafts for the longest time, finished it since i couldn't write anything today :') still, i hope you enjoy this little something! don't take the last one too seriously haha

the tiktok prank

𓍢 summary. doing the “slamming the car door” prank on them (modern au)

𓍢 cw. grammatical mistakes may occur, usage of call signs, slight chocking

𓍢 includes. thoma, itto, albedo

THOMA.

now why would you do this to him? well recently you have been watching too many tiktok couple prank videos lately, so what’s the harm in trying it also on him right?

thoma might overthink if you do this, he feels that he may have accidentally did something that caused you to be upset with him, if you DID ended up telling him it’s a prank, i guess be prepared for the worst? like he may sulk about it for a few moments and if the episode ends he may try to get revenge on you

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