Cyn [tail]: Uzi… it’s me… the DEVIL!! I’m here to convince you to do sin! come with me. steal candy from babies and small businesses (I’m not talking about Walmart)
Uzi: I will never do such a thing! I’ll sin in my own ways!
Cyn [tail]: ok bye [pipe bomb]
Uzi: OK, FINE!! ILL SIN!! ILL SIN—
Pomni said her signature catchphrase
Let this be a lesson for those who thinks their built different when facing
THE SNORT I SNORTED.
Sonic 4 idea: Agent Stone decides to join the heroes in solving the Metal Sonic problem. The second that Robotnik is revealed to be the one responsible he just bails on them.
Cyn: There’s one solution for an argument between friends
N:*lifts Uzi off the ground* Hug each other till we pass out?
Uzi & V: FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!
Cyn: Nope body swap
N & V: …
Uzi:*turns to N & V* Are you sure you two don’t spit venom
You might wanna hang onto that for yourself
for those who hope for the nintendo direct tomorrow; you might need it
I saw the teaser for this and I already love these chaotic and mentally unstable duo of computer codes
J: honestly at this point I just want to be taken out
Uzi: by like a sniper or on a date
J: surprise me
you guys. the soul contract template. what if I sign away my soul to Bill
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