(i Put Some Long Ass Tags Oh My GOD)

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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reminds me of that one part we had years ago before our system randomly fused out of nowhere and reset again that was literally just like. stemmed from eating a pretzel? their name was literally pretzel. and they fucking loved pretzels. mostly the stick ones actually

cringe system culture is..

why tf do we have a headmate bc of eating a candy cane?!

~🌑🍄 sys

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i just realized i can do small text on mobile. this is fucking awesome. look at me go

WHAT IS THE TUBI FLESH HAT HEAD AD. STOP IT TUBI. STOP IT TUMBLR.

Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.

tw there's a photo of a bee. bee aware. haha get it get it GET I

just putting this out there, i hate the stigma against carpenter bees.

"but they burrow in wood and ruin your house!" skill issue, my house is already in the trenches (constantly dirty for no reason, no ventilation, the floor is broken in quite a few spots, etc.)

"but they can still bite and sting you!" erm, ackshually 🤓 males don't have stingers. plus, the females typically aren't aggressive and only sting if absolutely necessary. and also, if they can bite, why do they like to sniff my hair when i go outside and bumble around just like their cousins?

(picture taken by u/formal-constant2818 on r/entomology)

like, come on. these little guys are absolutely adorable. i don't care about the structural integrity of your house, how can you hate these little fellas? i used to be fucking terrified of bees until i learned that the carpenter bees around my house literally just act tough and can't hurt you for shit

niche favorite pokemon stamps

includes samurott, barbaracle, garganacl, blacephalon, and lucario. the first four are self indulgent, and the 5th is for a friend !!!! f2u without credit

im not making anymore myself — because god forbid i run out of spoons — but here is a tiny tutorial on how to make one of these gif stamps in the style i used. under the cut !!

use this image, slap it into ibispaintx, and grab a gif of anything that you want.

then use ezgif's split function, and upload the gif. download every frame and. slap them into the ibis page too. resize and clip the first frame onto the template. slap Every Single Fucking Frame on top of it, and if you do it right, theyll automatically clip downwards.

use this font, with these settings. if you want, use a different font. i guess.

and now, its time. its time to fucking export these stupid photos!!! its self explanatory — go frame by frame, with the text overlapping every single one.

and when youre done exporting it all, go back to ezgif, and click on the gif maker. dump all the stamp frames in there, and Boom. U got ur gif !!!!!!!

I AM, I AM, I AM!!!

reblogging again because i've redone my format and i have just One more follower. yay!

Long system ask game!

Because it's been ages since we made one and we felt like it.

What type of system are you?

How many people are there in your system?

Do you have more introjects or non-introjects?

How much control do you have over your headspace (if you have one)?

Do you have any subsystems?

Do you have any in-system couples?

How did you discover your systemhood? Or did you become one on purpose?

How do you feel about system roles, and do you use them?

What are your thoughts on Pluralpedia?

Do you use anything to keep track of switching?

Have you ever had a change in hosts?

Do you have a system name? How did you pick it?

Do you have any nonhuman members? Feel free to list their species!

Do you have any headspace pets?

Current fronter/fronters, share some random info about you!

Do you have a partner system? How did you meet?

Have you ever mistaken a character of yours for a headmate? What about the other way around?

Does anyone have any skills that the others don't?

What's something y'all tend to agree on?

What about something you tend to disagree on?

Do symptoms of neurodivergencies/mental illness tend to manifest the same way or differently among headmates?

Do you have any syskids?

Share an in-system joke!

Has how you view your plurality changed?

If you have fictives, do they participate in their source fandom? If yes, are they open about who they are in fandom spaces?

How do you handle headmates having different spiritual beliefs?

How do you decide on major life decisions (where to live, what to study, what work to have, etc)?

Do you have any system traditons?

Current fronter, do you have your own playlist? Feel free to share it!

Do you have any art of anyone in the system? Feel free to show it off!

How do you handle it when people in the system don't get along?

Current fronter, is there anything that makes it obvious you're the one fronting? (Voice, accent, body language, typing style, etc)

If you have syskids, how do they feel about stereotypical "babby tawk"?

Share something about your newest member!

Do you tend to have collective or separate interests and hobbies?

If you have introjects, what source do you have the most from?

Are you out as plural to anyone irl?

Do you know any systems irl?

Which headmate was the biggest surprise?

Do you have a singletsona?

Do you have any collective labels?

What's the most common gender in your system?

What's the most common sexuality in your system?

What's your favorite app/website/etc for plural stuff?

Do you tend to have the same taste in food or not?

Is it hard or easy for you to switch?

Do you experience system-related amnesia?

Share something weird a headmate has done!

Current fronter, what's your favorite ice cream flavor?

Share a silly fear someone in the system has!

Current fronter, describe your aesthetic!

If you have outworld pets, do they tend to act differently around different headmates?

Has anyone ever figured out you were a system without you telling them?

When it comes to syskids, is there anyone in particular that takes care of them?

Does anyone in the system identify as otherkin, therian, or fictionkin?

Have you ever switched in an awkward moment? What happened?

Do you ever switch without realizing it?

Are you ever blurry? How do you handle it?

Has anyone ever treated an introject badly because of who their source is?

Current fronter, share a pic of your "face claim!"

Hello 😊👋

I pray you are in the best condition. I am sending you this message and I am hopeful 

Can you reblog this post to help save me and my family?  I'm new to Tumblr and GoFundMe, and we desperately need your support 🙏❤️.

I wish you a beautiful life 😍🥰

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PLEASE REBLOG