Fuck Tits.

regular twizzlers suck ass but the pull n’ peel twizzlers also suck ass but it’s my ass they’re sucking

im going to kiss you (on purpose)

i fucking hate twitter. all it is is cancelling and bambooclat and i don’t even what the fuck bombaclatt is

i posted this as a joke. a JOKE.

i did not think it would actually happen

if wonder if trans rights will ever get far enough that ben shapiro will be forced to participate in neopronoun discourse

you fucking coward, your scared of swears yet you paradoxically have the courage to reblog me on ur dnd podcast blog, for all your dnd podcast followers to see

babe why didn’t u like my newest post wtf

i am physically incapable of selling any of the snails in animal crossing

goblincore and cottagecore both like frogs but the difference is that in cottagecore you wanna give the frogs a gentle kiss

i’m fucking pissed that out gets dark outside EVERY NIGHT!!! WTF

if we were minecraft youtubers, do you think people would write slutty fanfiction about us?

it’s not a math test until you start crying