Sans Sweep Was So Powerful The Residual Shockwaves Accidentally Killed The Fucking Queen

All Jouno had to do in the scene where Chuuya throws the bullets is to activate his ability so they would just pass through him. The bullets can’t hurt him.

They can, however, hurt Tecchou. One of them even pierces his shoulder. 

Which means this scene of Jouno slicing at the bullets to deflect them is 100% for the sake of protecting Tecchou. There’s literally no other reason. 

Just look at the action lines. You can see how Jouno’s sword motion starts directly above Tecchou’s head, deflecting the bullets away from him. 

But sure, Jouno, keep telling us how much you hate Tecchou. We know the truth

cw: boyfriend price, independent and a tad bit stubborn reader, this man loves you, mentions of marriage

Thinking about your boyfriend John who just wants to make your life easier even though you insist you can do things yourself. Very much has the “I know you’ve got it, but let me take care of you” mindset.

A real man.

Insists on changing your oil for you, filling up your washer fluid, checking your tires. He wants his baby safe, after all. Takes your car every Sunday and fills up your gas, getting teasingly annoyed with you when he sees it close to full, knowing you went and got it on your own.

Sends you money for groceries, nails, hair, little trinkets and hobbies that you have. He rolls his eyes when you send it back, claiming “I can pay for my maintenance myself, John. Save your money.”

He decides that he has to be a little… stern with you. He loves that you’re independent, but he’s your man, and he wants to provide for you even a little bit. He’s gonna put his foot down, coerce you to relax and let him take the reins a bit.

Starts to gently shove you out of the way when you’re out shopping, giving you that smile that softens you up even when you’re mad at him. Starts keeping track of your groceries and stocking them up, so you have no choice but to use what he bought.

Pays for your appointments in advance, contacting the people you get your services from and putting his card on file. You can’t pay if he beats you to it.

Breaks you down until you finally accept his spoiling willingly, assuring you he wants to spend his money on you and keep you well cared for.

Eventually starts to hint that when he puts a rock on your finger, working is optional for you. He’s willing to hand over his cards and put your name on his account, what’s his is yours and what’s yours is yours, of course.

Type of man to chuckle and warmly thank you when you buy him a little sweet treat after he’s pulled out his bank card to take you on a little shopping trip, insisting you split it.

He wants you comfortable and taken care of, so just let him, ‘cause that’s what he’s there for.

I am firmly convinced Loid could come home and see Yor putting a blood-soaked dress into the washing machine and he would just think (as she’s stuttering out excuses) “Wow, civil servants have it rougher than I realized.” and Loid casually pulls out and unloads a gun while telling Yor about his day as the washing machine clunks and Yor, not even thinking about how easily he does it, would equally think “Wow, doctors have it rougher than I realized” and Anya is in the back thinking “Momma and Papa are Dumb.” bc NONE OF THEM HAVE EVER SEEN A NORMAL HUMAN IN THEIR ENTIRE GODDAMN LIVES

i love you cloudy skies i love you 60F/16C temperatures i love you cool winds i love you dewy grass i love you lake and oceanfront breezes i love you rain i love you light jacket weather i love you springtime i love you late fall i love you middle ground temperatures forever

keegan, outside a bar: *lighting a cigarette* when i started marine corps you were still in high school, isn't that weird?

logan, so drunk he can't stand straight: can yuo put that out on me

Fellow Autistics, do you "feel" dirtiness?

Like when you touch something gross (even when there's no residue of it on your hands) & it's like your hand feels a surging sensation until you're able to wash it?

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chuuya bungostraydogs is the peak of character design because attraction to him transcends the boundaries of sexuality and gender

he’s feminine enough to attract lesbians and straight guys, yet masculine enough to attract gay men and straight girls, he’s got the charisma to charm the ace and aro folks, bi and pan folks go nuts for him, and no matter what flavor of trans you are, chuuya gives you gender envy in this essay i will…