It Is Not Enough To Get Into A Comfy Sleeping Position- One Must Go Through Several And Spin Like A Rotisserie

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

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2 years ago

i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person

1 year ago

Told myself this’d just be a sketch… whoops XD

Told Myself This’d Just Be A Sketch… Whoops XD

Samadhi Fire Redson scratches my brain just right XD

This one’s for “Flames”

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2 years ago

Here ya go have some sketches while I sort through the stupid amount of ideas I want to draw

Here Ya Go Have Some Sketches While I Sort Through The Stupid Amount Of Ideas I Want To Draw
Here Ya Go Have Some Sketches While I Sort Through The Stupid Amount Of Ideas I Want To Draw

You get one Redson cause he's a PAIN to draw despite how much I love him, the rest is my favorite blorbo XD


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2 years ago
Fist Bumps For The Whole Crew!
Fist Bumps For The Whole Crew!
Fist Bumps For The Whole Crew!
Fist Bumps For The Whole Crew!
Fist Bumps For The Whole Crew!
Fist Bumps For The Whole Crew!

Fist bumps for the whole crew!

2 years ago

matching banners i made for me and @glaciermagic in honour of the new content :D [please do not use <3]

Matching Banners I Made For Me And @glaciermagic In Honour Of The New Content :D [please Do Not Use
Matching Banners I Made For Me And @glaciermagic In Honour Of The New Content :D [please Do Not Use
2 years ago

Once again, Tumblr manages to succeed via just being honest with their users.

I made a post back around April fool's about the crabs being so popular because the joke was that every other website tries to trick you into clicking things so they can make money from your clicks and what if instead a website just asked "please click this revenue generating crab. It is there to generate revenue. In return you will have clicked on a crab. Nothing more." And the answer to that question was "people will frantically click on that crab. They don't hate the idea of the website getting money, they hate the idea of being profited on against their will".

So Tumblr implemented actual revenue crabs. "For this much money you can fill your or someone else's dash with virtual crabs. This will have the effect of there being crabs on their screen."

And people will buy those crabs. Because yes you're spending money on something stupid and useless but it's being sold to you as "hey you want something stupid and useless?", which is a nice change of pace from every other site trying to make itself out to be something more than what it is.

Twitter is floundering with the checkmark system because it's being sold as "confirm that you are someone important and who you say you are is true", which it isn't at all right now because anyone can buy one. You're buying a useless checkmark that only says that YOU think you're important. Or, more often than not right now, you are intending to trick other people into thinking you're someone you're not.

Meanwhile, Tumblr just said "Consider this double check mark. It does nothing. You will be marking yourself as someone who paid money for a meaningless checkmark and sometimes it will randomly turn into a bunch of crabs, making the site harder to use". And the userbase is like "Well sure, that sounds delightful."

The point is, despite what all the marketing and advertising people have tried to say, painting trash gold and trying to pass it off as something better is almost never as effective as just saying "hey you want this trash?"

Why yes, in fact, I do.

1 year ago

Before you look at this post, no it is not LMK, I'm sorry! 。⁠:゚⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)゚⁠:⁠。

I've had a major art block, so I've had no motivation to do anything recently, but I had my siblings ask me to do some crack art, so here we are.

Buff Pikmin.

I will probably never draw this fandom again, but for now, here are some cursed traditional drawings of absolutely ripped Pikmin. God I am so sorry.

!!!PIKMIN 4 SPOILERS!!!

Before You Look At This Post, No It Is Not LMK, I'm Sorry! 。⁠:゚⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)゚⁠:⁠。
Before You Look At This Post, No It Is Not LMK, I'm Sorry! 。⁠:゚⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)゚⁠:⁠。
Before You Look At This Post, No It Is Not LMK, I'm Sorry! 。⁠:゚⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)゚⁠:⁠。

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1 year ago

I offer a humble peace offering of @overkaffeinated ‘s Macaque from A Reasonable Fear of the Dark

I Offer A Humble Peace Offering Of @overkaffeinated ‘s Macaque From A Reasonable Fear Of The Dark

HES SO FRICKIN FLUFFY


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2 years ago

Happy Valentines Day yall, have the sillies

Happy Valentines Day Yall, Have The Sillies

(they are totally the type of friends to hip check each other and you CANNOT convince me otherwise)


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