A Gallant In Distress!

Unhinged Marcy cuz she’s batshit crazy and I just,,,, love it. So much.

Incorrect Darcy Quotes :3

This post turned out so long tf XD

Darcy: Slash gamemode creative.

Sasha: Dude, this isn't Min-

Darcy: *starts levitating*

Andrias: I need life advice.

Darcy, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right people.

Andrias: Why are you late?

Darcy: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Andrias: Overslept?

Darcy: Overslept.

Andrias: I feel so burnt out.

Darcy: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Andrias: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Darcy: Well not if you’re expecting it.

Darcy: Something’s off.

Andrias: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Darcy: No, but that’s funny.

Darcy: Andrias, we tried things your way.

Andrias: No, we didn't.

Darcy: We did it in our head and it didn't work.

Andrias: You read my diary?

Darcy: At first we did not know it was your diary. We thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Darcy: Marcy is 39 cheetos tall.

Andrias: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Darcy: Because we're out of doritos.

Olivia: Let me see what you have!

Darcy: A SCYTHE!

Olivia: NO!

Olivia, about Darcy: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?

Andrias: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

Anne: Marcy, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Darcy: Well of course we have.

Darcy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Darcy: It's boring.

Darcy: Well Andrias, we have to say, we’re really disappointed.

Andrias: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

Darcy, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, our child.

Andrias, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-

Andrias: Do you want a drink?

Darcy: We could go for some appy slices right now.

Andrias: With a little peanut butter to dip them in?

Darcy: FUCKING OF COURSE WE WANT PEANUT BUTTER ANDRIAS!

Andrias: Don’t stay up all night, Darcy. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own armor.

Olivia: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Darcy does? What if they jump off a cliff?

Andrias: If Darcy were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Darcy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Olivia: You jump off a cliff.

Andrias: Gladly, provided Darcy did first.

Darcy: *slams books down in front of Andrias*

Darcy: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Andrias: You could of said literally anything else.

Darcy: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Andrias: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Andrias: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Darcy: All we drank was Redbull!

Andrias: How many?

Darcy: Eighteen.

Darcy, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Darcy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved our children?

Darcy: Somebody moved our M&M's, and now we are going to start killing.

Andrias: Darcy, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Darcy, curled up inside a hoodie that's 100 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

Darcy: We left instructions for everyone while we’re gone.

Andrias: Mine just says "Andrias no."

Darcy: We want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Darcy: You’re alive.

Andrias: There’s no need to sound so disappointed.

Andrias: How stupid do you think I am?!

Darcy: You really want an honest answer to that?

Darcy, standing with their back turned: We’ve been expecting you, Sasha.

Sasha: How did you do that without turning around?

Darcy: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people we did that to were not you.

Finally made an oc! I’ve been working on her on and off for a while now so I’m really happy that she’s done :P

Her palisman is a dumbo octopus named Tala and she carved her herself when she lived with a family of wild witches. However, her adoptive family was petrified when she was 14 years old for practicing wild magic and refusing to join a coven. She lived as a bounty Hunter for a couple years but is now being taken care of by a couple of nice witches who enrolled her into Hexside.

JEHDBAJDNAKADBJ!!!!!

*hand you a pathetic ball of evil* take good care of them

This shitpost took me over 4 hours jddnjdjfjsj

I love this. All of this.

Is it weird if I can see this as a meme template?

It is NOT weird it is in fact GENIUS

Yo Danny Fenton he was just uh. Dead

Day 3: friends

I’m falling behind aaaaaaa

For Darcy week hosted by yourlocalapplemarket on Instagram!!

This one is related to a fic I’m writing :>

Anne and Sasha turned out weird hhhh

what if we took the kid from this post …

AND GAVE HIM THE BACKGROUND/PERSONALITY OF THIS POST

AND MAYBE WE CALL HIM GREG OR SOMETHING.

Exactly >:D

Unhinged Marcy cuz she’s batshit crazy and I just,,,, love it. So much.