“Toothfairy Look Its A Yellow Ca-”

I blocked them. I blocked them all. They’re blocked, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They’re like animals, and I blocked them like animals.

giggles

my favorite greentext is the “everything in this world is part of my game” one hold on i’ll find it

This is everything to me.

“'He makes mistakes just like us, but what’s truly special is how he learns from his experiences and shares with us a deep wisdom on how to be kind to ourselves and treat one another with care.'”

Kermit the Frog to speak at University of Maryland commencement (CNN)

"The university announced this week that it had chosen the fictional Muppets star and so-called 'world’s most famous amphibian' to deliver its commencement speech on 21 May at University of Maryland’s SECU Stadium in College Park."

Full story by Ramon Antonio Vargas for The Guardian.

Get your rabies shot medpoc

My friend is really funny you guys should visit her town and sherrif and ask for her then befriend her but shes a little weird but its okay

𝕹𝖊𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖌𝖎𝖘𝖙 — Necrologist

Hello, I’m the Necrologist

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