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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

TRAYVON MARTIN (Walking home with iced tea and Skittles. Shot by George Zimmerman, who was found NOT GUILTY)

KEITH SCOTT (Sitting in car, reading. Shot by police officer, who was NOT CHARGED)

ATATIANA JEFFERSON (Looking out her window, shot by police officer, who is STILL UNDER INDICTMENT for murder)

JONATHAN FERRELL (Asking for help after auto accident. Shot twelve times by police, case ended in MISTRIAL)

JORDAN EDWARDS (Riding in a car. Shot in the back of the head by police officer, who was found GUILTY of murder ⭐)

STEPHON CLARK (Holdng a cel phone. Shot 8 times, 6 in the back. Officers NOT CHARGED)

AMADOU DIALLO (While taking out wallet, officers fired 41 shots by four officers, who were all ACQUITTED)

RENISHA MCBRIDE (Auto accident, knocked on door for help. Homeowner was found GUILTY of second-degree murder ⭐)

TAMIR RICE (Playing with toy gun, shot by police officer arriving on scene. Officer was NOT CHARGED)

SEAN BELL (Hosting a bachelor party, 50 rounds fired by police officers, who were found NOT GUILTY of charges)

WALTER SCOTT (Pulled over for brake light, shot in the back by police officer, who pleaded GUILTY to CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATIONS *NOT* MURDER)

PHILANDO CASTILE (Pulled over in car, told officer he had a legally registered weapon in car. Officer ACQUITTED of all charges)

AIYANA JONES (Sleeping, accidentally shot by officer in a raid on wrong apartment. Officer CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES)

TERRENCE CRUTCHER (Disabled vehicle, shot by police officer, who was found NOT GUILTY of manslaughter.)

ALTON STERLING (Selling CDs, shot at close range while being arrested. NO CHARGES FILED)

FREDDIE GRAY (Beaten to death by officers while being transported in police van. All officers involved were ACQUITTED)

JOHN CRAWFORD (Shopping at WalMart, holding a BB gun on sale, police officer was NOT CHARGED)

MICHAEL BROWN (Shot by twelve times by officer, including in the back. NO CHARGES FILED)

JORDAN DAVIS (Killed because he was playing loud music. Shooter found GUILTY of first-degree murder ⭐)

SANDRA BLAND (Pulled over for traffic ticket, tasered and arrested. SUSPICIOUS SUICIDE while in jail. NO CHARGES)

AHMAUD AUBREY (Jogging, shot by two men who claimed they suspected him of burglaries. Both men charged with murder and aggravated assault ⭐)

BOTHAM JEAN (Shot at home, which police officer mistook for her own. Officer found GUILTY of murder ⭐)

OSCAR GRANT (Handcuffed and face-down, officer shot him in the back. Officer found GUILTY of involuntary manslaughter ⭐)

COREY JONES (Waiting by his disabled vehicle, was shot three times by police officer, who was found GUILTY of murder ⭐)

Remember them all. ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Also note, these are only the stories caught by the media and/or on video.

Awwwwwww!

Yours, Castiel

Anon Request: Could you do a Reader x Cas where Cas makes creative use of one of his feathers?

Word Count: a little over 2k

Warnings: this is some CHEESY SHIT, FAM. also there’s some language. but basically just a fluff overload.

You slowly walked into the map room and rubbed your eyes, still weary from sleep. You were surprised when you opened them and saw Castiel sitting at the table, furiously writing something with…a feather?

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One of my favourite reading lists☺️

Castiel X Reader Mobile Masterlist

All of my one-shots, drabbles, mini-series, series, and imagines featuring [y]our favorite blue-eyed angel in one convenient master post!  Keep reading for links.

Continuously revised with links to new material - last update June 22, 2017.

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Masterlist

Any story’s with smut in will have an ‘*’ at the end. Leave a request if there’s anything you want me to write about.

PROMPTS

Peter Pan:

Lost girl (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11

Mistletoe [COMPLETE]:

Part 1 | Part 2

Old Friend’s:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Princess [COMPLETE]:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3*

Je t’amie [COMPLETE]:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Truth or Dare [COMPLETE]:

Part 1 | Part 2

Only You (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1 | Part 2

Tattoo [COMPLETE]:

Part 1 | Part 2

Accidentally in Love:

Part 1 | Part 2 

Hook’s daughter:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Diary (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1 | Part 2

When he sees me [COMPLETE]:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Helping out a friend:

Part 1 |

Cut’s and bruises (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1 |

Why don’t we share? (pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1* |

Awake (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1 |

I’ll leave my window open:

Part 1 | Part 2

Nightmare’s:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

One shots:

Cheater  | You’re the one that I want | I wont admit it | Come with me | Movie Night | Blue ain’t your colour | Lost boy | Please let the Devil in | Pan? Is that you? | Say my name* | Intoxicated kisses* | Coughs and cuddles* | Christmas? | 

Felix:

Lost Girl (Pan x Felix x reader)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11

Old friend’s:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Only you (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1 | Part 2

Diary (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1 | Part 2

Midnight Trip:

Part 1* | Part 2 | 

Cut’s and bruises (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1 |

Why don’t we share? (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1* |

Awake (Pan x Felix x reader):

Part 1 |

Master Plan:

Part 1 | Part 2

One shots:

Get out of Jail Free Card | Emotionless | Fire Wood | Never Loved Before | Not as bad as he seems | Caterpillar | True Love’s Kiss | Lost | Drunken Night* | Under the mistletoe* | Master Plan* | I hate you, I love you?* | A little game*

All:

Headcanons:

They walk in on you doing…ahem…stuff | When they catch you showering | Spin the bottle | Shearing a bed with the boys | When you catch them showering | Life In Storybrooke with Felix | When you have a nightmare | Taking care of the boys when they’re sick | 

@lady-of-lies

Love this so far!

According to You (part 1)

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Summary: You and your boyfriend Paul just moved to Bellingham, WA and have a run-in with the local celebrity.

Warnings: Rude boyfriend, hints of domestic abuse

A/N: New Misha series, this one was born from a dream I had about living by Misha and some of my own experiences with not-so-nice significant others. Tumblr doesn’t always notify me of comments and reblogs, so please send me an ask or DM if you’d like to be added to my tag list.

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“Finally!” You said excitedly as you emptied the final moving box. “We’re officially moved in.”

Your boyfriend Paul took a sip of his beer as he continued to watch tv. “That’s great, Babe.”

You walked out to the back deck and stared out toward the marina down below and breathed in the fresh Bellingham air. A calm feeling washed over you as you took in the scenery before you. Initially, you weren’t sure about moving to Washington state because it was so far from everything you knew; but the view alone was enough to change your mind.

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The fluffiest damn angel in the garrison, aka Castiel headcanons part 3…

Castiel’s heart, like the heart of any angel, is borrowed and belongs to his vessel. As such, he expressed deep and sincere regret at not being able to freely give his heart over to you when you offered up yours to him. His remorse abated only when you assured him your heart was big enough for both of you to share. Laying his head to your chest, listening to the regular drumming rhythm of your heart as you lazily combed your fingers through his hair, he found ample space for his love between the beats. In that moment he understood the old human adage that home is where the heart is.

Castiel knows how to make your nethers quiver. Point of fact, he was there when the Kama Sutra was being written. At the time he found the text on the nature and pleasure of love rather puzzling – wondering why humans would engage in such seemingly pointless acts of hedonism except for the obvious and necessary purposes of reproduction. His bewilderment rapidly dissipated the first time he elicited a pleasure laden orgasmic moan of his name from your writhing body –  the salacious cry vibrating to the very core of his celestial being with resounding clarity.

Castiel would go to the ends of the Earth to make you happy. That hole in the wall bakery three states over with the amazing croissants you’re always going on about? Yeah, he’ll happily spend the night driving there and back simply to bask in the delight of your radiant smile when you untie the neatly wrapped white paperboard box to reveal the unexpected treat. Nothing in the world pleases him more than seeing your soul light up with pure joy.

Castiel’s idea of romance is as classic as it gets. He holds doors open for you. He offers you his jacket when there is a chill in the air. He surprises you with flowers just because. He listens attentively to every word you utter, no matter how mundane, as if it were the most important thing in the world in that particular moment. Date night dinners are an over-the-top candle lit bunker roof-top table for two, replete with a perfectly chilled bottle of bubbly, fresh flowers, and your favorite take-out (you and Cas, with strongly worded input from the Winchesters regarding a certain smoky situation in the bunker kitchen, collectively decided early on in your relationship that cooking was not the angel’s forte). Castiel strives daily to demonstrate how important you are to him.

Even when he can’t be by your side, Castiel is there for you. He leaves you encouraging notes in your overnight duffle praising your strength, on the mirror in the bathroom reminding you of your beauty, in the trunk of your car, wedged between the rock salt rounds and the holy water extolling the notion that you can do anything you set your mind to, even going so far as to secretly tuck handwritten sonnets and professions of love into your clothing pockets for you to randomly discover – all to remind you of his unwavering devotion and your importance.

I’m sorry for talking about dogs so much but I need to rant for a moment.

If you hold a small animal, any animal, and it starts to wiggle or push away from you put it down. Don’t just laugh. Don’t hold it tighter. Unless you have a good reason for holding it put it down.

I constantly have to tell children to put my chihuahua down and leave her alone when she wiggles. That’s okay. Children are stupid and don’t know anything about anything yet. We’ve all been there.

Adults have no excuse.

When you see a chihuahua like this you should not be thinking “demon dog” you should be looking at the owner and thinking “What did you do to this poor animal?” or alternatively if they got it from another person “What did that person do to this poor animals?” If a dog gets like this, any dog, the owner fucked up, not the dog. That is learned behavior. Those are extremely scared, uncomfortable dogs who have been mistreated. And by that I don’t mean beaten.

When people say “Treat a small dog like a big dog” that doesn’t just mean train and socialize it. It also means “Don’t do anything that would make a bigger dog bite your face off”.

Respect it’s signals. Let it know that it’s okay for people to hold and pet it by leaving it alone when it says “No more”. This can include wiggling, walking away from you, not responding when you touch it and looking at you in a way that shows the white in it’s eyes. It’s not hard to decode.

Only if you ignore signals like this will it start to show teeth and growl, and you have no right to get upset if it bites you after this. That’s on you. And eventually biting will be it’s first response because it has learned that the more subtle signals doesn’t work.

If it’s not your dog let it instigate contact with you. If it’s your dog respect it and you’ll find that it becomes much more tolerate of you and others handling it. Yes, if you try to clip its nails or something else it doesn’t want to do it might scream bloody murder, but it won’t bite because it knows this only happens sometimes and it’ll be over soon.

People have gotten so used to this idea that dogs have to be robots who should put up with everything we do to them and that’s really fucked up. They’re allowed to tell you no if there’s no reason for you to do it. It shouldn’t be forced to be held by you just because you want to hold it.

Hold it against its will to get vaccinated/groomed/other important things? Yes. Hold it against its will because you want to pet it? Big no. And of course teaching them tricks and commands are a must, but that’s not forcing them to do things. That’s teaching them that if they do the thing something good happens.

Of course animals are different. If people (me included) offer my shih tzu some food he will often show his teeth and it’s totally understandable that people get scared, but he’s not doing it to show aggression, he’s doing it because he doesn’t like to get food on his lips. How are people supposed to know that? I sure as hell didn’t the first time he did it, and it’s the right reaction for people to pull their hand back. Then I, the owner, can tell them not to worry, he’s just weird about food on his face.

And some dogs are more standoffish and take longer to warm up to people, and some trust you right away.

My point being, just assume every dog in the world show the same signals until the owner tells you otherwise.

I’ve said before that my chihuahua doesn’t like small children and avoids them at all costs because they do all the things I just told you not to do. She loves older children and adults though, and loves to be held even by complete strangers and is quick to roll up and snooze in the lap of any guest even if she has never met them before (trust me, no matter who you are, if you came to my home she would be sitting in your lap right now wagging her little tail wanting nothing but love from you), which is also why I panic when adults doesn’t respect her signals and try to force her to stay with them because Aw she’s so tiny and cute.

I don’t want to lose the sweet friendly dog that she is and I’m sure a lot of other small dog owners feel the same, which is why I made this post. Please just respect dogs no matter size, okay?