My Fantroll With The #Canon Princes Of Homestuck.

I hate @/davekat-sucks. Like, they're all open to their oppinions and good for them or whatever when it comes to that.

But they're trying to put social rules and laws on a fictional world that go off of completely different rules.

When it comes to the incest jokes and pedophile stuff, I can see why they're upset. I usually don't mind that kinda stuff but the creators of hs:bc kinda shoved it in there in a weird way and it felt icky.

But like every post feels like a weird circle jerk between them and the anons in their ask box.

They say "roxy is a pedophile, because Caliope is emotionally stunted." And everyone in their asks acts like was they say is scripture. (I am slightly overexagerating but you get my point)

Caliope and Roxy aren't even dating. They don't even have feeling for eachother. Calliope quite litterally can't, and in Homestuck Roxy learned about that and was okay with it. Calliope isn't even a child btw. Her cheeks aren't filled in because Caliborn never died. That doesn't mean she's a child emotionally or whatever. She grew up just like Roxy and the others did. The ring making it so she doesn't age does make sense but I don't think it can really be used to say Roxy is a pedophile, seeing they don't like eachother like that.

June did say that she emotionally cheated on him, but he was locked in his house for God knows how long without talking to either of them. He doesn't know shit about what's going on between them.

As for June being a pedophile,,,, I can't defend that one. I dunno why the authors made that decision,,,, bleh.

I don't even understand why davekat-sucks even cares that much anyways, since they've made posts about ships that are incestuous or pedophilic several times!!!

I attempted to explain june being trans in one post cause I saw one of their anons asking.

They reblogged and claimed that both Vriska and Dadbert groomed June into being certain genders???

That is actual transphobic rhetoric. You can't groom a person into being a certain gender. That's not how that even works???

June's dad was being supportive of his kid!!! How would he even know his kid was trans if his kid wasn't even aware herself???? Like it happens all the time. My dad never hesitated to supporting me being feminine, and when I came out, he was in full support of me being more masculine!!!

And vriska, while yes, does have a habit of pushing people to do things before their ready, she can't force a guy into being transgender. No one can!! As a light player, she tends to understand or realize things about people before even they know it themselves. That doesn't mean what she sees in people is just what she wants out of them, it just means she's impatient and tries to get it out of them as soon as possible. And btw. Vriska didn't even say anything about her being a girl?? She put a bunch of Os in John. (I didn't know when I originally reblogged their post, so I did just look it up rq)

Had to look it up to find someone more competent in explaining june being trans, so if you're interested here ya go. It doesnt go into the canonicity of her being trans or the in-story evidence unfortunately i think its still interesting to see where it comes from.

Ps. I got really pissed having to read through their stuff so to get myself to feel better I did classpect them. Keep in mind, I am absolutely biased against them, and I am only going off of their posts. I think they're a Bard of Mind. ••)b if you're looking for information on a bard of mind I recommend looking at Dahni's take and a collection of classpect's take on It.

Help I dontknow what to do with her hair and the background (under cut cause anime girl's tits and malnourished body)

★ DAY 29

yes im a shrimp. yes i fry rice. we exist

Heard this song and had a vision STRAIGHT FROM THE CLOUDS OF SKAIA!!

What happens to kids who play sburb is so sad if u think about it for .2 seconds. I’m gonna go throw myself at a wall and sob now

My partner made a terrible comment about Minecraft's bundles that I think tumblr would appreciate.

So, you know how you need to remove all the items in the order they appear in up until you reach the one you actually want, right? Which- Gets super messy and ends up with 300 inventory items dropped on the ground while you're digging in your bag to get that goddamn pot.

Well. Uh. They noted, with their very limited knowledge on it, that uh...

they literally reinvented homestuck's terrible captchalogue's systems, huh

(Vriska) you’ll always be famous to me

Everyone here on tumblr dot com sooo wants to add music to my playlist

Rq if any of yall followed me for my classpecting posts I'm trying to catch up with what's in my inbox I'm so so sorry It's been a while and it'll prolly take me a month or two to get everything caught up.

I have to do every post on here from my phone cause my laptops super laggy and just does not wanna work with me 😭

wOah

I'm DudeMan, or leahciM sineP

(those are just usernames/nicknames, if you know my name irl you can use that instead but if you aren't a friend/ mutual please avoid using it.)

uhhmmm Im agender (he/it + alien and cat related pronouns), therian and otherkin (cat & alien), furry (fursona is a ragdoll kitty), and uhhhh fraysexual. polyamourus too ig? in a relationship

My website:

stagnantParasite.org

rusticUrainium.org

I had another account at one point with a gimmick blog but that got really stressful.

combined claspecting master post

(PLEASE GIVE SUGGESTIONS FOR THIS, I CAN DO NORMAL CLASSPECTS BUT THEY PROLLY WONT BE AS GOOD AS MY COMBIND CLASSPECTING)

I block freely!!!

Caliborn has been an absolute prick so far but this line is absolutely so real.

hell. YES.