In this AU Harry starts seeing a Muggle therapist, one who remains completely unfazed by everything he says. Dragons, Horcruxes, Death eaters? The therapist calmly nods, assuming it’s all metaphor. Meanwhile, Harry speaks with complete sincerity, telling the literal truth. (maybe will do a series if you guys like it, I will maybe try other characters too lol)
Harry: "It all started when I was eleven. A giant broke down my door and told me I was a wizard."
Therapist (nodding thoughtfully): "Ah. The giant could symbolize your inner potential crashing through childhood repression."
Harry: "No, I mean literally. Hagrid. Half-giant."
Therapist: "You’ve given your inner strength a name. Beautiful."
Sometimes I think about harry smuggling a dragon, breaking the statute of secrecy, committing identity theft, aiding and abetting a criminal's escape, training and leading a secret group, breaking and entering the ministry, destroying ministry property, stalking, assault, impersonation, committing bank robbery, torture, murder etc and sigh dreamily.
"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing
gay people will say some shit like "I re-wrote an entire play to include you and also have you as my fictional love interest and also it's named after you now" instead of just saying "I love you"
why do people hate subtitles. I kinda need those chat
Checking my phone like someone’s actually gonna text 💀
im so excited for this damn book you have no idea
(i know frank isnt on the cover but i dont care i love him 😞 chinese stick together)
my new favorite hobby
“you’re always crashing out” god forbid i have a hobby
JK Rowling: I hate drarry shippers
JK Rowling: I wanted Harry to end up in a relationship that paralleled jily
JK Rowling: anyway here’s the scene I wrote of lily meeting james for the first time which parallels harry meeting draco for the first time and during which James repeats some of draco's dialogue nearly verbatim in a presumably intentional callback
·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:·✩°。 ⋆⸜ 💋 daphne★ {🎀} .. she/her☆🌸。・aries★‧₊˚ 🍓⋅infp☆・.🥀 「bi & ace ty」·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:·have a great day, babe!
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