I Miss When I Was A Preteen And Poor Grammar/ Writing Didn’t Bother Me At All In Fanfiction.

Clive’s hatred of the Magic Society cracks me up. They appear and it’s ON SIGHT. Someone even mentions words “Magic” and “society” in the same sentence and he’s one long pause in Jason’s monologuing away from spewing venom.

f4f (freak 4 freak) lulaw

still a harem novel

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65858887

Jason proposes. Clive is Clive.

Part 1

A fanfic for Kenny’s birthday.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Characters: Kenny Ackerman, Levi Ackerman, Kuchel Ackerman, Uri Reiss Additional Tags: Canonical Character Death, Violence, Childhood Memories, Poor Life Choices, Regret, POV Kenny Summary:

“Your life flashes before your eyes just before you die,” my mother used to tell me and Kuchel growing up. “So make it a good one so you can rest in peace. Go out with a smile.”

I never really listened to my mother.

As Kenny is dying he reflects, examining the memories of his past.

Clive:

Also Clive:

Genuinely hate when older people at the high school mistake me for a student. You’ve had full conversations with me in the faculty lunch room and you thought I was a student?!

Jason: You should get a wife

Clive: Well if I ever find a SPOUSE…

Jason: Remember when you were into Farrah?

Clive: … What?

Jason: Haven’t you ever… taken a tumble in the sheets?

Clive: No.

Jason: Damn, those tattoos must help with the ladies.

Clive: … no but the cute turtle people want to feed on the other hand

Belinda: liar. You shoo away all the ladies

Jason, a man notorious for feeding people and creatures alike: Wow, what a ladies’s man

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Clive, internally: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

*Swaps your captains*

I re-drew this a little better.