The Batkids Have The Same Twenty Dollar Bill That Has Been Going Around For Like 16 Years Straight Or

The Batkids have the same twenty dollar bill that has been going around for like 16 years straight or something - beginning with Jason and Dick

The story goes:

Jason, 12: I bet you $20 that I can make Bruce cry without saying a word

Dick: Deal.

Jason: *walks up to Bruce and hugs with love in his eyes*

Bruce: *violently sobbing and picking Jason up*

Dick: *angrily walks by and slyly hands Jason a 20*

A few weeks later it’s

Dick, on a skyscraper looking down at a different one: I bet $20 that I can make this landing

(Info: this genuinely should not be possible for Plot Reasons)

Jason: okay but if you die I get to keep it

Dick: *jumps and lands it*

Jason: *sadly climbs back down to the street and hands a proud Dick the SAME $20 he earned not too long ago*

—-

This goes on between them for years - up until you know what

—-

Dick, out of habit: I bet you $20 you can’t do six front flips in a row

Tim, new and eager to please: watch me bitch

Tim: *does it perfectly - maybe with a tad bit of a waver but still*

Dick:

Dick, crying hysterically for many reasons: *hands the faithful $20 over*

—-

(For plot reasons Tim never spends it for X reason)

Steph: I bet you $20 I can make that guy over there ask for my number

Tim: okay

Steph: *comes back over after successfully getting him to ask*

Tim: *handing over the 20*

Cass:

Steph: oh you’re fucking on

Cass:

Steph: DAMNIT *hands $20 over*

—-

Cass:

Damian: -tt- yes obviously I can. I shall take on the bet

Damian: *wins*

Cass: >:(

—-

Damian: Thomas, I will give you a 20 dollar if you can scare Father

Duke: Hell yeah

Duke: *goes on a quest for a few days before he genuinely scares the crap out of Bruce*

Duke: GIVE ME THE $20 HOE

By now, it’s a very big inside joke between the bats

It’s Dicks turn with the $20 when it happens like the first day

Jason: hey I bet I can make Bruce cry

Dick: oh please he hasn’t since 2013

Jason: Watch me

Jason: *walks up to Bruce, says a few words, hugs him tightly, walks back over to Dick*

Jason: Wait for it…

Bruce: *wonders off and a few moments later - you hear crying*

Dick: *passes a very wrinkly and used $20*

Jason: what the hell is this? The routing number has been out of rotation for years

Dick: oh it’s the same one that we used back when we made stupid bets - it’s been around the family

Jason:

Jason: *definitely not crying*

—-

Anyway; the reason I made this post was cuz of this headcanon

The bat siblings might have a $20 bill but there’s a 75% chance they won’t give it to you because “oh it’s not spending money”

“(Bat) YOU’RE A MULTIBILLIONAIRE”

“I know but this one is special-“

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1 month ago

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3 months ago

Here is the first of 2 videos from a year ago that I posted on tiktok and now I'm transferring to tumblr

It's an old speed paint

Translation for non-Portuguese speakers below👇

others: Oh I don't know what, Melissa is shit and blah blah blah she can't ship herself with all the artists and-

Me: Happiness cause now I can use the cute bases that I find on Pinterest without having to create a partner for Vall all the time and feeling like he's a hottie who changes dates all the time.

So, to explain and summarize, at the time there was this girl, called Melissa, who arrived saying that she was now the girlfriend of all the artists and blah blah blah, at first I thought she was just another pick me or something like that, but in reality she was a really cool person, so I was happy to be able to draw Vall with a partner now, even if it was to get in on the irony of the joke, I actually have another art that I did of the two of them, but I didn't post it out of pure laziness.


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3 months ago

Look, I was on TikTok, when I decided to look at my account, which has been abandoned for like, literally a whole ass year.

there are about 3 videos

2 now that I privated one that I posted when I was drunk

it wasn't anything super expository, it was just a conversation with a Janitor.Ai bot.

Oh, but I was at a time when I loved HEAVY angst, VERY DARK dark romance, and everything else, and like I said, I was drunk, I don't even know how I wrote correctly sentences, but anyway, I deleted it, because after reading it, I felt nauseous.

And I looked at the two remaining videos and thought: Huhm, since my TikTok account is abandoned, and I DON'T intend to post any more videos anyway, why not put them on my Tumblr account?

So like, I'm going to make two more posts, which are going to be these two videos from a year ago 👍


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3 months ago

NOT. FREAK OUT. IT'S ONLY TWO WEEKS OR LESS TO GO, I'M GOING, I'M COMING, HOLD ON, HOLD THE NETS OF THESE MACKERELS-

@valletydarwin Vallety, My Sweet Vall, My Dear Friend, One Of My Roommates, The Parental Figure In The
@valletydarwin Vallety, My Sweet Vall, My Dear Friend, One Of My Roommates, The Parental Figure In The
@valletydarwin Vallety, My Sweet Vall, My Dear Friend, One Of My Roommates, The Parental Figure In The

@valletydarwin Vallety, my sweet Vall, my dear friend, one of my roommates, the parental figure in the group, understand that I can't stand these two without you, they are pure chaos juice and they drag me along, and you know I can't say no to their kicked puppy and wet kitten eyes, you know, please hurry up, I don't want to take any more rivotril, I'm going to drop dead in a little while, I wasn't made to be the responsible figure, come back pls...💔


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3 months ago

The biggest reason Cass is the only natural option as heir to The Batman comes from the fact that every other character’s growth relies on them at some point either removing themselves somewhat or completely leaving the Bat symbol behind. Cassandra is the outlier whose found a reason to live on as that same symbol.

We can argue day and night who the best vigilante, detective, fighter, hero, strategist, or whatever is but none of that changes who can survive being the symbol without losing themselves in the process of following Batman’s footsteps.

3 months ago

Thank you Hitchcock

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1 month ago

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Hi, I'm Duckie the Duck, I'm an artist between 14 and 18 years old, any pronouns but mostly He/Him, autistic, and I'm kind of mute, like, a mix of a throat injury that makes it kind of uncomfortable to talk, with a certain preference for non-verbality that comes from my autism, and a slight coping mechanism, but don't worry, I'm fine! :D

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[Fandons I'm a part of ⬇️]

DC, most especially Batfam and the Shazamily/Marvel Family. However, I never got to read a single DC comic, maybe a Batman movie or two because my aunt is obsessed with him, but I was too young at the time and I barely remember it.

Marvel, specifically the Avengers, but I've only seen the movies, and I haven't even seen all of them, just some, haven't seen the ones with the big conflicts, like the war against Thanos. Except for the one about the battle of New York.

Danny Phantom, but I only watched up to episode 17 of the first season.

Lego Monkie kid, Aka Lmk , but I only watched up to the beginning of the fourth season cuz I lost the website where I watched the show, so I couldn't finish it, much less start the fifth season.

Supernatural , but I only watched it until the beginning of season 6.

Lego Ninjago , I watched almost everything, except for some specials that I couldn't find anywhere to watch, and I took a break from the new series that's coming out on Netflix.

Brooklyn99 , I watched ALL of this one.

Transformers , but I've only watched some of the movies and only a few episodes of some of the series.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Aka TmnT , but I only watched a few seasons of the 2012 one I think and I watched the Rottmnt(Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) show and the movie.

Wakfu , longing for this master piece.

Hilda , this girl is B4DASS af, and I love Twig.

Cuphead , It's simply incredible, two brothers going feral on the devil, who wouldn't like that?

Sonic , but I've only watched a few episodes of the Sonic Boom series, and I've only watched the first Netflix movie.

Nimona , I haven't read the book(s) but I watched the Netflix movie.

The Hunger Games , it's so freaking good, I rewatched the four films in a marathon with my sister this Easter, but we're not able to see the fifth one because we're lazy, and since it's been a while since I saw it, I forgot the plot of that one, also, haven't read the books in a while, gotta look for them again in the maze of books here at home.

Kipo And The Age Of Wonderbeasts, Aka Kataow (I think I'm the only one who calls it that), rest in peace Hugo my buddy.✌️🕊☮️

Carmem Sandiego , iconic diva.

Avatar , both the elements and the blue aliens, but I only watched The Legend of Aang until shortly after the Northern Water Tribe arc.

Dungeon Meshi , Falin and Marceline forever. Both Platonic and Not.

EPIC: The musical, another master piece, god this is simply divine, love you Mister Jalapeño<3

[My Always!Au Masterlist⬇️]

Memes/Headcanons: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

Real first quote about the Au and some concepts: here.

Redesing Attempts: part 1, part 2, part 3

Old draft of concepts: here.

Writing prompt based on Mr. Peabody and Sherman: Here.

Always!Au Fics⬇️

Two tiny tufts of red and black hair drawings: chapter 1, chapter 2

1 month ago

@lexosaurus I just read your fic about Danny's Ghost Hunger & needless to say I was very inspired

@lexosaurus I Just Read Your Fic About Danny's Ghost Hunger & Needless To Say I Was Very Inspired

Unblurred version and art progression under the cut

I'm so so so happy w how this came out, this story is seriously so cool & looking at how far my style & skill has come in just a year is insane, I'm so happy w how my art is looking these days

@lexosaurus I Just Read Your Fic About Danny's Ghost Hunger & Needless To Say I Was Very Inspired
@lexosaurus I Just Read Your Fic About Danny's Ghost Hunger & Needless To Say I Was Very Inspired
4 months ago

Every member of the batfamily owns a shitty old Nokia phone.

They all dropped their much more expensive modern-day phones from a few stories up mid Vigilante-ing at least once and now they're no longer allowed to have their Good Phones on their person during crime fighting.

At least one thug has been domed in the back of the head by a Nokia lol

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