Everyone Keeps Talking Like He's An Absolute Sex God, But Look At Him! He's A Fucking Otter At Best!

Be gay, commit arson

All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

I'm reblogging this so I can go back and read it tonight

A sharp noise, as of a single crack running through glass.

Power floods out of Luo Binghe, demonic energy billowing from him in a silent explosion. When the dust clears, the form that crouches over Liu Qingge is an inky black, the previously red-brown rings in his fur glowing like stoked embers. A massive mane, black and cinnabar, does nothing to hide the glowing red eyes and demonic mark on his forehead, right between the huge curling horns that jut from his brow. His snarling jaw unhinges to reveal long curving fangs; his plumed tail lashes.

Art for Determined Purrsuit by @/acernor

For Vic’s birthday 💕 May your year be full of cats and happiness 🎉

It’s such a good fic and there’s more art from our lovely friends in there :3c

If anyone asked me what my favorite Danmei characters had in common, I would not be able to give a straight answer.

Pei Ming

Qi Rong

Lan Jingyi

Jin Guangshan

Jiang Cheng

Lan Qiren

Yan Wushi

Yu Ai

Shen Qiao

Maybe y'all can help me figure it out.

Mao

Meow chain

Feels like my brain is running on a 4k TV with a bunny ear antenna and everyone else is running an AM radio station