Did This Hellsite Just Call Me Weird Tf?

No one speak to me, no one ask me questions, no one even look at me. If I wanted you to do any of those things I will let you know. I’m DONE. Goodbye

The Rise Krispies talk?! What kind of drug are you on Crosshair because Imma need to try that

You know you're having a bad day when even the Rice Krispies give you silent treatment

My mind sometimes

Kinda rude that a sarcastic sniper isn't cornering me right now 🙄🙄🙄

Crosshair is always "how touching" this "how touching" that.

Bro?

Maybe touch ME for a change- *my mic gets cut off*

Fun fact:

In my quest to write Star Wars accurately enough to make things mildly believable but in doing so makes it annoying when trying to yada yada my way through things, I’ve discovered that in the Star Wars universe, human pregnancies are measured differently because SW works on a different calendar year.

Putting the rest of this under the cut because more talk of pregnancy, so don’t read if you don’t like that kinda stuff

“But Prior!” You cry out, “How long are SW pregnancies then?”

Operating under the assumption that it’s the same gestation period for human pregnancies in both universes, people in the Star Wars universe would not refer to it as 9 months, but instead they would say 8 months.

So for us, a gestation period lasts about 280 days, which divide that by 7 days a week gives you 40 weeks. And 40 weeks divided by some 4.3 weeks in a month gives you about 9 months, give or take.

Now, we can start with the same gestation period in Star Wars because again, we’re still talking about humans.

280 days divided by 5 days a week for them is 56 weeks, and they have 7 weeks in a month so that gives you 8 months.

-ish, because they also have 3 festival weeks and 3 holidays outside of their 10 month calendar that all adds up to 368 days in a year and idk how that would affect things. Also none of this is considering premature births or being overdue. I’m only taking the average numbers.

Or I could just be talking out of my ass. Nobody check my math. I also haven’t read a lot of the books, canon, legends, EU, or otherwise, so idk if it’s ever mentioned outside of the repcomm series, but I’m not counting those because Etain force manipulated her gestation period to make it like 6 months or something, I don’t remember exactly off the top of my head.

But.

Look at me.

Look at me.

This is my canon now.

she's a 10 but she's constantly day dreaming ab a fictional man railing her.

Maybe you should try it see how they react then unblock them. That’ll teach them

sergeant-hunter’s 1k celebration

> for @kriffclone​ ‘s request

make me choose:  Crosshair in tbb armor or Crosshair in imperial armor

The sealed fate of the Clones in The Bad Batch

The last scene between Vice Admiral Rampart and Captain Wilco is a dark foreshadowing of what’s to come for the clone army. “Corruption corrupts absolutely.” A horrible truth in the age of the Galactic Empire that will spell the end of the clones - pristine soldiers known for following rules and regulations to the letter. As seen with Wilco, clone troopers will not falsify reports for the personal needs of a superior.

An incorruptible force is now up against natural born, superior officers and political leaders who will stop at nothing to gain and retain as much power as the Empire will give them. Their fate is sealed and it’s so heartbreaking.

In conclusion, the Empire sucks and Rampart is #1 on my shit list. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Commander don’t be so serious this is better then a rick roll 😂

https://youtu.be/3rlJcNg33J4

made me think of you <3

Is this a rick roll

Someone check for me

Alright Stray kitty 😉

https://youtu.be/3rlJcNg33J4

made me think of you <3

Is this a rick roll

Someone check for me