Do You Watch, Or At Least Like Politics? Like Global Or Local News?

Made this once. The lip sync isn’t the best at the end but eh

Bro what if well-known sayings like “the cat’s out of the bag” were slang as well in the times they got created and thus modern slang/sayings like “put your fries in the bag” or “locking in” will become well-known sayings in the future?

Mf picked a threesome lmao

I love her sm- /p

Lightbrush 1st date

AYO WHY R U EVERYWHERE!1!!!1!1!!11!??/?/?/?/?/?

YOUR ON WATTPAD, YOUR ON TUMBLR

ARE YOU ON MY FRONT PORCH !1!1!1!!1?/?/??/??//

I’m also on AO3, YouTube, and somewhere on this earth. I’m everywhere and nowhere.

Man, this day is going… okayish? I can’t see the new MD episode today because of my time zone, AO3 is STILL down, and it’s not sure if I will get to see my partner tomorrow (maybe mom will say no bc of Easter plans). I mean at least I can watch the new episode tomorrow in an alert and awake state instead of waiting until 11 pm to watch it and be all sleepy and unresponsive when I do watch it (and prolly not being able to sleep after bc of the emotions and thoughts it might bring me, both positively and negatively) so there’s that.

@kishyyyy

Liam and Bryce core

Roommates Arguments

Things that roommates could argue about:

not doing the dishes

not caring enough for their pets

not repairing damage their pets did

about who can use the bathroom first in the morning

about the people they bring into the shared space

being too loud when they get in late or go out early

never going grocery shopping

eating all of their food

never doing their chores

music or TV is too loud

stealing the other person's clothes

regularly burning the food they try to cook

not paying rent on time or other bills

about what they will watch for movie night

one being a night owl and the other being an early bird

their partner basically living with them without paying rent

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Yeahh lmao

IT HAD NO RIGHT TO BE THIS PERFECT BRO

THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS IMMACULATE I TELL YOU😭

Now this, this inspired me for a C.AI RP…

i was reading through your masterlist of prompts and i realised something i dont see often: enemies to friends with benefits. do you have any prompts for this?

The question is: are they becoming actual friends or is it more like enemies with benefits?

Enemies to Friends with Benefits

Text Prompts

One minute ago they were fighting for real, next minute they were wrestling on a nice and comfy bed.

They called it friends with benefits or fuck buddies, but they were definitely still neither friends nor buddies.

Once was an accident, but that accident just kept on happening.

They would have to end it eventually, but in the meantime they could have a little fun.

Meeting your enemy for a little tryst should feel wrong, but it surprised them how exciting and just right it felt.

They knew what would happen if people found out about this, but it was too tempting not to try it once and too good to stop afterwards.

Dialogue Prompts

"This does not mean I like you. I just like to have fun."

"Don't even think about falling asleep. I'm kicking you out as soon as we're done here."

"I need someone to scratch an itch, and I hate to admit it, but you're good at scratching."

"If you tell anyone about this, I will kill you."

"Just some stress relief."

"I will never ever admit to this."

"You're good at this... not a compliment, just a fact."

"I may not like you, but physically speaking, I do see the appeal."

Have fun!

- Jana

Thx fam :3

yo quick shout out to objectum folks out there. im not one of you but yall seem chill as hell and have my respect fr, objectum folks are welcome on my blog anytime