*gently Pats*

Writing prompt

Someone’s best friend gets kidnapped by a villain and they have to pay a lot of money to get their friend back. They decide to save their friend from this dangerous villain and when they arrive at the villain’s lair the villain ends up being the shittiest villain ever who only argues with their sidekick and doesn’t even know how to be a villain. Bonus points if the villain and side kick are together and the villain is an angry gremlin while the sidekick is the chillest person ever who actually didn’t even agree on doing this in the first place.

Me when I read The Book of Bill for the first time

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

I JUST WANTED TO SING WTF-

Hey bitch, found your account!

Lmao hi. How ya doing? I’m bored bc WATTPAD IS HAVING A FIUCKING BREAK APPARENTKY! D:

As someone with hospital trauma, I love these

For the one word game: hospital

Hospital

"Visiting hours are almost over. But I really don't want to leave."

They always felt uncomfortable being in a hospital.

"Do you know first aid?" "Not exactly, but I love hospital shows."

They couldn't wait to get the go ahead to finally leave this place.

Waking up in a hospital, when they hadn't been there before is terrifying. But at least they didn't wake up alone.

"I spent too much time in hospitals already."

"They did not leave the hospital when you were out of it. They wouldn't leave your side."

"The nurses are awesome. Makes me almost sad to leave them. But I definitely want to go home."

Working in a hospital was stressful, so they were happy to come home to a relaxing home.

One Word Prompt Lists

Man, this day is going… okayish? I can’t see the new MD episode today because of my time zone, AO3 is STILL down, and it’s not sure if I will get to see my partner tomorrow (maybe mom will say no bc of Easter plans). I mean at least I can watch the new episode tomorrow in an alert and awake state instead of waiting until 11 pm to watch it and be all sleepy and unresponsive when I do watch it (and prolly not being able to sleep after bc of the emotions and thoughts it might bring me, both positively and negatively) so there’s that.

The way to wish someone a happy BDay

“Happy birthday!”

-overrated

-overused 

-just plain boring

“Happy day of when you slipped out of your parent’s wet coochie!”

-underrated

-surprising

-funny af

If you feel lonely, I could be lonely with you

Fic Titles: Song Edition

Part V

Baby you gave me bad ideas - This is the last time, The National

All of your demons will wither away - Demons, Fatboy Slim feat. Macy Gray

His love is my favourite - Kill this love, Blackpink

Three points where two lines meet - Tessellate, alt-J

Kings of imagining things - The long haul, NO

Swallow all our pride - Fairytale gone bad, Sunrise Avenue

Keep your hand in mine - So cold, Breaking Benjamin

Take this veil from off my eyes - Doin' time, Lana del Rey

Unforgiven, I'm a villain - Unforgiven, Le Sserafim

Let me sleep in your arms - In your arms, Stanfour

All of my thoughts of you - Graceless, The National

Stay cool (it's just a kiss) - Talk too much, COIN

There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt - Pyramid Song, Radiohead

I know it's pain (but I really want it so bad) - Want so bad, Lee Know + HAN

We could leave in the morning (and go all night) - They own this town, Flora Cash

You'll be the saddest part of me - The Loneliest, Måneskin

Don't need to say goodbye - The Call, Regina Spektor

When I'm alone, I'd rather be with you - 3005, Childish Gambino

It's just me and your ghost - me & ur ghost, blackbear

Tell ′em all I said hi - I said hi, Amy Shark

We don't gotta be in love - One of your girls, The Weeknd feat. Jennie, Lily-Rose Depp

The distance between you and me (it never seems to disappear) - Maybe if, BIBI

Say what you want (I'll keep it a secret) - One of your girls, Troye Sivan

I'm surrendering tonight - Collide, Rachel Platten

That's what you get when you let your heart win - That's what you get, Paramore

Give me a sign, I want to believe - The Ballad of Mona Lisa, Panic! at the Disco

Just a game that can't be won - Always on the run, Isaak Guderian

Your lips should be saying the same thing - Really, Blackpink

Still, I'm under your control now - Number 1, Nico Santos

Embracing all my scars and imperfections - Comflex, Stray Kids

More titles!

Okay but this just made me cry a little WHY IS THIS SO TRUE IT’S AWESOME!!!

Im sad that it ended. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!! ALSO I WAS SO SURPRISED AIRY UNALIVED HIMSELF LIKE???

HFJONE ENDING???

MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING, HOW ARE YOU FEELING???

incredibly in denial, my friend