We Could Go Back To Telegraphs Instead Of Social Media. Send Your Mutuals Unspeakable Strings Of Morse

I’m not crying you are

i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-

Do you also hate having to draw eyes in your art? Do you also hate it when you try to draw the other eye and it looks wonky?

Well here are some tips to avoid drawing the other eye or eyes in general:

-Eyepatch (or two eyepatches if you don’t wanna draw any eyes at all) -Cover with hair -Sunglasses -Leave the whole face blank -Decapitate the character and draw no head at all (this will save you from drawing any annoying features, including hair and eyes!!!) -Burn the entire house down

If Matt Rose doesn’t make a video about this, I fucking will.

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I remembered I had this edit and decided to post it here dhsjdjjdhdjk

AYO WHY R U EVERYWHERE!1!!!1!1!!11!??/?/?/?/?/?

YOUR ON WATTPAD, YOUR ON TUMBLR

ARE YOU ON MY FRONT PORCH !1!1!1!!1?/?/??/??//

I’m also on AO3, YouTube, and somewhere on this earth. I’m everywhere and nowhere.

Physical Contact Masterpost

Hand-Holding Dialogue

Hand-Holding

Touching

Hugs

Hugging Dialogue

Touch Starved Prompts

Touches Ask Games

Super soft intimacy

Casual Affections

Seeking out physical affection

Romantic, non-sexual intimacy prompts

Kisses

First Kisses

First Kiss Prompts

Accidental Kisses

Places for kissing

Angsty Kisses

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A hostage cover I once sang (turn up your volume bc the audio is straight-up shit)

I’M FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER AT THESE POSTS😭😭😭

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

hi i heard ur taking a break from writing :(((( u zeemed zuper cool :0 i hope ur doing okay!!

I’m doing great now. And the break helped a ton! Thanks for caring, Anonymous :)

How was your day, bud? ALSO I FOUND YOUR ACCOUNT!! >:]

HEYOOOO! Also I’m doing great! Thanks!