This Is The Best Thing I've Read All Day

Look at link. He looks so happy. This is the happiest he has ever been. He deserves this.

katya: *gets a minor cut on her finger*

trixie: 

The Signs as RuPaul's Drag Race Things

Aries: I'M NOT JOKING BITCH

Taurus: drag is NOT a contact sport

Gemini: tired ass showgirl

Cancer: removing wigs in a lip sync

Leo: Violet's waist

Virgo: The Night of the Four Madonna Kimonos

Libra: party

Scorpio: choices.

Sagittarius: the wet t-shirt contest of season 4

Capricorn: and the winner of rupaul's drag race is.....,goING TO BE ANNOUNCED AT THE REUNION IN 2 WEEKS TUNE INTO LOGOTV TO WA

Aquarius: UNHhhh

Pisces: Laganja crying

This is why I love this anime

Farrah : That’s gay.

Rupaul : What’s gay?

Farrah : Me.

Rupaul : You’re gay?

Farrah : Yeah, I’m gay.

Rupaul : Good. Keep up the good work.

Farrah : Thanks.

them: the film industry has really been going downhill lately :/ it’s all sequels and franchises, nothing’s any good-

me: 

them: h….holy shit….

i love it when ppl say ‘i swing both ways’ to refer to being bisexual bc then i picture pansexuals spinning uncontrollably and screaming.

I literally said that yesterday and after I watched it I just ;-;

Me a few weeks ago: Do we get to see Jasper soon? My roommate Amber Rogers: Yeah actually Me rn: