Demetri: Hey, Eli, I-woah, Where's Your Mohawk? Eli, Completely Mohawkless: I Think I'm Retire The Hawk

Simply Miraculous REWRITE

That's right, y'all, I rewrote (the first two episodes of) my old Simply Miraculous fic. As I explain in the note, I noticed a lot of inconsistencies and aspects I simply was not satisfied with. So, I just did it again. The format will be largely changed, I'll be doing important episodes as individual works and others as shorts, and I'll be throwing in some original episode ideas as well.

I managed to write 7 chapters out of the first two episodes, so I hope everyone likes it.

Change of Plans

Alright, so, I know I said I was going to rewrite Stayed Gone for two descendants characters, however, I've changed my mind, because Stayed Gone is a VERY hard song to rewrite. So, instead, I'm giving you a....

DESCENDANTS-HELLUVA REWRITE

Honestly, Descendants and Helluva have more similarities than Descendants and Hazbin now that I think about it. Anyways, yeah, Descendants-Helluva Rewrite coming probably in the next hour or two.

I'll give you a hint as to what character and song, both the character I'm rewriting it for and the character who originally sung it are associated with blue.

SECURITY BREACH RUIN SPOILERS INCOMING!!!!

Okay so, I have a theory about the normal ending. You know, the one where Cassie gets betrayed by Gregory and gets sent in a falling elevator? That one. The little “Cassie” quote from Roxy leads me to believe that Cassie died and her spirit is going to possess Roxy, just like how Charlotte’s spirit possessed the puppet/Marionette. I might be tripping though.

In too many family-based sitcoms do the writers, in an effort to make the parents cooky and funny, make them bad parents, ranging from 'okay, that's a little questionable' to 'oh my god, I'm want to adopt your child'

Idea: I want someone to write a fanfiction where Chat Noir makes a presentation about why he and Ladybug should reveal their identities but it’s actually a REALLY convincing and well-put together presentation and Ladybug has to keep thinking of whack ass reasons to say no.

Okay so as I think of things to put in my Cobra Kai rewrite, a part of me wants to keep Sam relatively the same, but another part of me kinda wants to make her the spoiled princess everyone seems to think she is. Like, make her ass Pacifica Northwest, so that the reveal that she’s being pressured into acting this way hits harder, and then she starts to change when she has her fall from grace and falls for Miguel after he saves her from Kyler. But then again, some people might think it’s Sam Bashing. LMK what you think.

Funniest thing is if you gave Sabrina a space potion she probably could move the star to make it arrive at Jupiter again

u go up to a girl who u bullied/helped to bully for years and think she’s rejecting you as a friend when really you just weren’t the person she wanted to see at that exact moment but in general she thinks ur alright and u ask her is there anything i can do to change ur mind about hating me forever and ever…? and she asks you ‘can you realign the stars?’ and you think wow. what a sick metaphor for asking me if i could turn back time and not have played a hand in her childhood trauma. i will say no and leave in tears. but no. marinette’s ACTUALLY asking if sabrina knows how to reschedule a star’s arrival at Jupiter because of its astrological significance and how that could positively affect her romantic relationship with adrien I Love This Show

HEAR ME OUT

Nino’s name with the Bunny Miraculous:

HIP-HOP

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Elimoon is going to have a respectful breakup where they realize they are not each other’s true loves and are much better as friends, remaining close even though it’s platonic love they share instead of romantic.

Yasmetri is going to crash and burn, setting fire to several city blocks in the process, resulting in beef that lasts for YEARS before one of them decides to at least try and make amends (probably Demetri, but you’ll be damned if you think he’s not gonna be as annoying as possible about it).

Hey chat, WHAT is this

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.