God DAMN It This Is Me

Sam: So we're making a snowman, she just needs more on the sides.

Demetri: It's a she?

Sam: Of course it's a she, I would never build a man.

Robby: Better build himself up. Demetri: Period. *leans on the snowman and fucking breaks it*

Change of Plans

Alright, so, I know I said I was going to rewrite Stayed Gone for two descendants characters, however, I've changed my mind, because Stayed Gone is a VERY hard song to rewrite. So, instead, I'm giving you a....

DESCENDANTS-HELLUVA REWRITE

Honestly, Descendants and Helluva have more similarities than Descendants and Hazbin now that I think about it. Anyways, yeah, Descendants-Helluva Rewrite coming probably in the next hour or two.

I'll give you a hint as to what character and song, both the character I'm rewriting it for and the character who originally sung it are associated with blue.

This is exactly why I say “of course” and “no problem”

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

Elimoon is going to have a respectful breakup where they realize they are not each other’s true loves and are much better as friends, remaining close even though it’s platonic love they share instead of romantic.

Yasmetri is going to crash and burn, setting fire to several city blocks in the process, resulting in beef that lasts for YEARS before one of them decides to at least try and make amends (probably Demetri, but you’ll be damned if you think he’s not gonna be as annoying as possible about it).

I got smacked with writers block right after I finished the first part of the exposition. So, I'm making an OC because I still have an urge to write.

Me

BAHAHAHAHA

their dynamic to a t

SEASON 6 P3 SPOILERS

Kreese and Silver’s death was tense all up until the moment where Silver was like”NOOO” and Kreese was like “Mercy”, that just made me giggle and erased all form of tension in it.

If they’re deadass doing the dance, I will shut up about Season 6 Part 2 for at least a year

Are they doing the binary brothers dance?

My brain is all like, “Rewrite Descendants”

And I’m all like, “I’m already rewriting Miraclous Ladybug and I haven’t updated that in two mon-“

And my brain goes, “REWRITE DESCENDANTS”

Yoo! I finally wrote the first two chapters of my original series, and more is on the way! Give it a read and, you know, if it interests you, you should probably stay updated on it.