Ah, Robmetri. My Two Favorite Male Characters Dating Each Other. It’s A Pretty Alright Ship, Especially

YEEES

Cobra Kai would be 10x better if it had goofy sound effects but only specifically whenever Demetri did something

"Just Look My Way" - Ben Florian Rewrite (Helluva Boss)

It is expected, an oath by birth to rule the land

As the starlight passes overhead

And settles in my hand

I am a sovereign, protector of the people’s rights

Yet my eyes can only drift to you

And the classic tale we write

Let me hold you, keep you close to me

I long to hear your voice

But dearest, I know better now

I must give you this choice

I know you’re the only thing I need

I’d fight to bring you back to me

So look my way 

Please look my way

If there’s something more that I don’t know

That you won’t say till we’ve both grown cold

Just say, please stay, look my way

This strong connection, a bond that drew us ever close

Even when you’re gone, and I can’t see you, my longing for you grows

I don’t care if you were born to evil

Or grew around unholy people

Why don’t you understand? Let me explain!

That I’m terrified

As I cry

To make my wish come true

What’s left for me

And my breaking heart

If I cannot have you?

Unless it’s me

And all it was you wanted was support

But alas

My duties grew, and time was cut too short

Is this how you feel?

Stressed by a land that cannot comprehend

What you are

So I’ll make you this promise

These binds on your soul need 

To end

I will try to best atone

For leaving you to fend alone

So, look my way

Please look my way

And however long to break your fears

I’ll sit and wait a thousand years

If you’ll stay, and just say

Look my way

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Eli’s getting ‘hawk tuah’d to death

If Cobra Kai took place in 2024 would the teen characters use brainrot terms (either unironically or ironically) bc I think they would

It’s coming along, bestie, I just gotta do these few more summaries

Okay but like, I’ve been thinking about what if Cobra Kai was/had a musical and the only songs I can think of are for Robby.

Either I’m Robby-pilled or he just has the most interesting life out of all of them…probably both.

Anyways, lmk if you wanna hear my hypothetical song ideas for a hypothetical Cobra Kai musical

This is such a banger 🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

I hope everyone enjoys the edition❤️❤️ scp: ckscpnynnie .

Demetri:...why do I feel like I'm about to get jumpsca-

Sam, dropping down from the cieling: DEMETRI.

Demetri: GAH!

Sam: I found out how to beat Tory!

Demetri: Sam, you're one of my dearest friends, but we have got to talk about your Tory obsession.

Sam: Didn't you use my mom's industrial printer to print out a poster of Hawk so you can tape it on your wall?

Demetri:...proceed.

Sam: Tory and I have been on equal footing up until now, but the biggest advantage she has over me isn't skill, it's height.

Demetri:...huh?

Sam, grabbing Demetri's shoulders: God has foresaken me with my father's genetics, so it's time to level the playing field. That's where you come in.

Demetri: How the hell am I going to-you're gonna sit on my shoulders.

Sam: I'm gonna sit on your shoulders.

Demetri: Yeah, no, this is just asinine. I'm not letting you-

Sam: You remember when she pressured Hawk to break your arm?

Demetri:....

five minutes later

Tory working her seventeenth job: Why do I hear boss music?

Samtory AU where Sam is obsessed with Tory but in a “our rivalry is sacred and I despise you but our competition drives me to better myself in ways I never even dreamed of before also I kind of want to kiss you”

Sam: I have to defeat her, but how? She’s too strong, too skilled, too hot, too smart, too hot-

Miguel: You said hot twice.

Sam:…I mean, yeah, look at her? Are you blind?

______

Daniel: Sam, you might have a problem.

Sam, standing in the middle of her room that she covered with pictures of Tory: Whatever do you mean, father?

Daniel: What do I-I mean all of this!

Sam: Oh, I’m just getting locked in for the tournament by focusing on my greatest adversary.

Daniel, pointing at the punching bag covered top to bottom in Tory’s headshots: and what about that?

Sam:…image training?

Demetri’s character assassination in P2 was so fucking grand that it felt targeted 😭

can’t wait to see how hawk and demetri will continue to get butchered in part 3 YIPPEEE

Johnny on Instagram Live two days after Miguel taught him how to do it: Y'all ever heard of bussies? Carmen in the next room: huh? Johnny: I'll tell you what, I tried it for the first time the other day. LOVED it. Miguel, watching in school: Oh my god, we need to tell him. Robby, laughing so hard he's suffocating: Don't you DARE. Johnny: Didn't think I would, but I love bussies. Amanda: Oh dear. Daniel: What's wrong, it's a decent place. Amanda: *whispers in Daniel's ear* Daniel: OH- Johnny: Big fan of bussies now. Silver: At least the blonde has good taste. Kreese: Maybe if he wasn't mispronouncing the name of the gas station. Silver:...gas station? Johnny: Real friendly place, they told to come inside, I did. Tory: Okay, why's my boyfriend suffocating himself? Miguel: *shows Tory the live* Tory:....HA- Johnny: Had the time of my life, I actually left for a minute, came inside again, just as much fun the second time around. I'll be honest, I'll probably stop for a bussies every time I see one from now o- Devon, crashing through the window: STOP-

I think I willed it into existence

Elimoon is going to have a respectful breakup where they realize they are not each other’s true loves and are much better as friends, remaining close even though it’s platonic love they share instead of romantic.

Yasmetri is going to crash and burn, setting fire to several city blocks in the process, resulting in beef that lasts for YEARS before one of them decides to at least try and make amends (probably Demetri, but you’ll be damned if you think he’s not gonna be as annoying as possible about it).