Oh, hell yeah. As much as I love Robby, that was fucked.
I feel like if they actually had time to explore character dynamics, maybe 26 episodes a season instead of a measly 10, there would’ve been episodes in Season 5 revolving Robby atoning for his sins and healing his bonds with certain people, and he’d have NO idea how to handle Eli. Basically what I’m saying is, this should’ve taken at least an entire episode to resolve.
eli should've been allowed to be mad at robby about the shaving thing for longer than five minutes, in this essay i will-
I didn’t spend 30 minutes of my life writing this just for nobody to read it BOOST THIS SHIT🗣️‼️ (I’m joking)
It is expected, an oath by birth to rule the land
As the starlight passes overhead
And settles in my hand
I am a sovereign, protector of the people’s rights
Yet my eyes can only drift to you
And the classic tale we write
Let me hold you, keep you close to me
I long to hear your voice
But dearest, I know better now
I must give you this choice
I know you’re the only thing I need
I’d fight to bring you back to me
So look my way
Please look my way
If there’s something more that I don’t know
That you won’t say till we’ve both grown cold
Just say, please stay, look my way
This strong connection, a bond that drew us ever close
Even when you’re gone, and I can’t see you, my longing for you grows
I don’t care if you were born to evil
Or grew around unholy people
Why don’t you understand? Let me explain!
That I’m terrified
As I cry
To make my wish come true
What’s left for me
And my breaking heart
If I cannot have you?
Unless it’s me
And all it was you wanted was support
But alas
My duties grew, and time was cut too short
Is this how you feel?
Stressed by a land that cannot comprehend
What you are
So I’ll make you this promise
These binds on your soul need
To end
I will try to best atone
For leaving you to fend alone
So, look my way
Please look my way
And however long to break your fears
I’ll sit and wait a thousand years
If you’ll stay, and just say
Look my way
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GAHD
This is basically the muted conversation from the teaser:
"Hey Demetri! Moon and I had one of those emotional talks, and we realized that my constant obsession with you was more than platonic. I'm actually bi and realized when she dated a girl, it's actually fine if I date a guy. I'm also going to mit!"
Demetri: "Eli I could've told you this the whole time. It was never about college, it was about the fact that I'm deeply in love with you and don't wanna be apart. I tried to get your attention 4 seasons ago at that party, stupid."
Eli: "Are we still binary bros then?"
Demetri: "NO! Binary boyfriends."
Cue the dramatic hug because the writers can't let two boys kiss
E-X-ACTLY🗣️‼️
If you've been keeping up with my 'What If Cobra Kai Was A Musical' posts, I hope you're in for a long read, because Season 3's already the longest one and it's not even done
The type of energy I’m bringing into 2025
“Ew, Demetri? That’s like the worst Cobra Kai character!” I exclaim. I suddenly fall to the ground, where multiple, laminated pictures of Demetri fall out of my pockets. “W-wait!! These aren’t mine!!” I scream as I frantically scramble to pick them up
Y’all remember when we used to ship Nathaniel and Juleka?😭
Amanda in her soccer mom era 😭
It got you WHAT⁉️
cobra kai final season got me hard btw i needed a while to emotionally recover. keenry i would die for you
Y’all remember when they aired two of the most important episodes in the entire Miraculous franchise AFTER the season finale?
SHUT UP🗣️‼️
Red and Chloe’s ship name should be Ultraviolet
Moon: It's pride month, Sam, you know what that means. Sam: Huh, what- Sam: Do you want us to do like, gay karate-what?