Fellas.. I Present You My Wet Hamster Of A Guard

Bernard kunis.
a arstotzkan man with a pathetic life and a pathetic job

Fellas.. i present you my wet hamster of a guard

I named him Bernard Kunis

(IF Y'ALL GOT ANY QUESTIONS DONT BE SCARED TO ASK!!)

LORE JUMPSCARE

When he was 2 years old (still freshly baked) his father left little bernard and his mother to fend for themselves in arstotzka but him and his mother managed to sustain a good life.

When Bernard turned 18 he attempted to Immigrant to kolechia but failed due to having him and his mothers Passports confiscated,

Halfway through the six year war Bernard got a call that his mother was on her (for some reason Early) deathbed, but due to him fending for his country he couldn't say his last words to her,

In the middle of May 1967 He met a Beautiful Girl (whom moved to arstotzka for a "Better life") her name was Masha Kryszewski, Her and Bernard fit Like a glove, they loved eachother dearly, so halfway Through 1967 they managed to have a girl together that they both Named "Harmony Kryszewski Kunis, "

Unfortunately on August 16th 1967 both Bernard, His wife and child got into a brutal car accident, Ending Bernards wife and child but sparing Bernard but knocking him into a Coma,

when he Awoke from the coma it was 1978, some things he found out before he woke up is that He was pronounced Braindead and that they planned to pull the plug on him.

When he got discharged he decided to Get a job, cause he had taxes to pay and mf had LOTS to pay

So in 1982 he signed himself away to be a Arstotzkan guard so for 2 weeks (somewhat?) He thrived for a bit before dying to a Kolechian Bomber.

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zestygoobieisreal

3 months ago

I keep on forgetting how small Canon M vonel is 💔💔

btw do yall ever think about the canon character heights because

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truly scrumptious M VONEL JUMPSCARE mmmmhhh mootie art

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zestygoobieisreal

4 months ago

m vonel murdered my entire family

Okay that is NOT a sigma move..

Sorry for the loss btw

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zestygoobieisreal

4 months ago

This is my first post on my new account so why not make it silly?

So heres my TNMN (thats not my neighbor) ocs!!

Her name is Millie Brandie

The daughter to my other oc: Felix Brandie

age: - 11

occupation: - student

relatives: -

Dad: - Felix Brandie

Mom: - Dorinda Mackenzie

personality: -

Chill, Calm, Emotional (not as much as her dad)

~ [ The Essentials ] ~

- Id Number: 495936723

- Floor number: 3, Room number: 6 (she lives her dad)

- Would be the one to pick up the phone when her dad isnt home,

"Millie Brandie speaking.. "

" Mmh.. No.. my dad isnt home. "

This Is My First Post On My New Account So Why Not Make It Silly?

- [ Types of Doppelgangers she has ] -

- would have her dads nose

- would be missing her right eyeball

- mole on nose

- closed eyes

So his Name is Felix brandie,

The father to Millie Basically

Name: - Felix Brandie

Age: - 39

Personality: - Delusional,

Easily Ticked off, Hella Emotional,

Sweet, (only to his daughter)

Occupation: - Conspiracy theorist

Relatives: -

Daughter: - Millie Brandie

Ex Wife: - Dorinda Mackenzie

~ [ the essentials ] ~

-ID number: 348929978

Number: 5897

Level/Room number: Floor 3, Room 6

- [ Doppelgangers verisons ] -

- Wrong Glasses (would be wearing Dr Aftons)

- Wrong Nose (would have francis's lmao)

- Half his face would be melting

- no gap tooth

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thats not my neighbor TNMN oc

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zestygoobieisreal

4 weeks ago

ME. ME. I DO I DO!!!

ME IN THE BACK!!

guys i'm writing my english piece about my papers please oc wish me luck 😭😭😭😭😭

yes i do have a papers please oc who else has one in 2025

and i will tell you how my teacher reacts to my practice piece

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check the “bernard kunis” tag on my account to see him teehee glory to kolechia epic goob tag

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zestygoobieisreal

1 month ago

okay buddy you MIGHT of actually got me there

The CountryPapers Change.

Hello everyone.

Due to our sheer unpopularity, we would like to announce that we will be changing our project into something more 'suitable' for the CountryHumans Fandom, thus gaining us more recognition.

Because of that, we would like to reveal the NEW and IMPROVED designs for the Papers, Please countries!