Happy Lesbian Visibility Day To My Very Favorite Lesbian

GREETINGS FROM THE FOG, I’M BORED AND NEED ENTERTAINMENT IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN LAND! PLEASE, ASK ME ANYTHING I’M DYING TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY! 

Herman? More like WHOREMAN

Not really interested in dating, sorry ladies, Men, and Thems! So no “Whoreman Carter” for you! My deepest apologies.

Ok but are you able to pull off any other expression

HELLO ANON, THANKS FOR THE QUESTION.... SHORT ANSWER IS NOT REALY.

BECAUSE OF MY LITTLE.... FACE SITUATION... YEAH LET’S CALL IT THAT. MY MOUTH IS FORVER HELD OPEN IN THIS FORCED SMILE, AND BECAUSE OF THE METAL GUARDS HOLDING MY EYES OPEN, I AM UNABLE TO BLINK. MY MOUTH GUARD MAKE IT ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE MY MOUTH DOWN, CANT CLOSE IT OBVIOUSLY. BUT I CAN SMILE A BIT WIDER THAN THIS! BACK ON MY EYES! LIKE I SAID, THEY’RE BEING HELD OPEN WHICH BASICALLY MEANS, I HAVE LOSS THE USE MY EYELIDS. MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SQUINT OR ANYTHING ELSE LIKE THAT!

MY MAIN SOURCE OF EXPRESSING MYSELF IS THROUGH HEAD AND HAND MOVEMENTS! AND YES, THE OCCASIONAL LAUGH.

I like men

@ask-susie-susie :D!

Ferret susie no one asked for but still she's here

BALLS.

BALLS! DICKS EVEN!

I did bother him but he kinda s t a b b e d me so I had to clean it up of course since, no blood may be spilled on the ✨king✨. So I’m here to annoy you now 💕

And I’m annoying you even more by doing these in asks instead of reblogs like any other ordinary person

((Would ya’ll mind if I info dump about Herman for a minute? Just HCs and other things! I just want to make him a tad bit more enjoyable. Flesh him out a bit, so he’s not just thiis slightly goofy asshole.

When I info Dump should I just make a long post or do one of those I think they’re called character headcanon memes? Ask memes? I don’t know, I’ve only been on this hell sight for about a month.

But would ya’ll be interested in that?))

What if we.. held hands together? 👉🏻👈🏻⚡️

DO YOU WANT TO DIE?

Viagra

I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT