My Rating:

Malta - Serving? Serving what? Serving cunt? (prophetic first impression) weird costumes, weird visuals, controversy, 15/10. mwah (diva not down. screaming.)

Georgia - the dancers did not stutter. the song spoke normally. pretty visuals tho

France - "I despise the French" sister michael, derry girls

Denmark - it's a song that you hear on the radio when you're waiting at the post office

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)

rip Symon Holl you'd love pivot tables

tagged by @vice-president-galade and @wokeupandchoseviolence - thank you! ❤️

last song: Blue Hotel by Chris Isaak (gym playlist, nothing like deadlifting to moody 80s)

last film: Conclave (yesterday!)

last book: Tell Me An Ending by Jo Harkin - for my book club, picked after finishing Severance S2 with the girls

last tv show: for myself - Forever on Netflix (needed something chill), with people - Severance (obsessed)

sweet/savory/spicy: I have an insane sweet tooth, I could live on pastries only

relationship status: 💖💖 married 💖💖

last thing i googled: "pov you are water" for a dumb cat meme hehe

looking forward to: tonight! cinema (The Surfer, Nick Cage supremacy) and taco bowls for dinner + eurovision

current obsession: my OC who I keep inventing head canons for lol

Tagging! @poetikat @chavatangakwunua @act-iv

Kesaro Kibener made that post

i love elections

lady on the electoral commission said she loved my surname

vibes are high

iced coffee time

Anton Rayne | a morgna wes core

AND ANOTHER THING

the relationship options in this game are quite literally written word for word like:

1. I love you my beautiful queen you are so right

2. I love you my beautiful queen but politics is complicated

3. I hate you stfu go kys

and r/suzerain will still be like grrahh why she divorce me reee

this is the least complicated part of this game you just have to try your absolute lightest to not be a wife hater it's that simple

imma go touch grass

European Australia - had it muted to listen to the Polish entry but looked like a generic angsty guy song?

UK - Spice Girls? The Schuyler Sisters? the more I'm watching, the more it's growing on me. strangely captivating

Greece - early impression: you cannot perform a funky song in glasses. I need Eurovision songs to be insane

Lithuania - didn't deliver on the initial weird impression :( makes me think of Rush of Blood to The Head era Coldplay

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)

mfw i think i did a good Zille deal and then Smolak says 'thank you for your generosity'

oh thank god