HAPPY FRANKY FRIDAY

SOUL KING 💀🎶

I’m just sayin’, Marco is probably the only one of these three I’d let anywhere near me with a scalpel.

hi franky :)

i’m the anon who asked about the kids name. sorry if i made you uncomfortable. i, in fact, did read your no’s and boundaries, but i think my brain blocked it out by accident. so again, i’m sorry if i made you uncomfortable.

if it’s alright, i’d like change the prompt. ^^ who’s give their pets dumb names and who gives their pets human names?

Ace named his rats Bazooka McFlameThrower, Marco names his parrot Uncle Gerald.

No, no it's fine! I hope you enjoy these dumb headcanons.

Luffy - Names all his pets after food in a non cute way like 'chicken' 'meat' 'ham' 'cheese' just simple ones and he's screaming for 'HEY MEAT WHERE ARE YOU MEAT?' and it's just a mess. Ace - Names his pets after food, but in a cute way. He has pet rats that he calls 'cupcake' 'dumpling' 'chocolate' 'poptart' and it's so out of char that everyone's like excuse me did you call that Rat fuckin' CUPCAKE?

Zoro - if he has a dog it's called 'dog' if he has a cat it's called 'cat' and so on.

Kid - All his pets are named after members of bands no one cares about any more 'this is Dexter Holland and he's a very good boy, isn;t that right Dexter Holland!'

Killer - Food, all pasta related, like every pet he's ever had has been a kind of pasta.

Law - Either something stupid like 'Fluffy' or like 'Clavicle' 'coccyx' and other hard medical names.

Shanks - Every pet regardless of gender is 'boy'

Marco - Just human names 'Bob' 'Craig' 'Steve' and he looks you dead in the eye with a smirk when you have to yell out after 'Stefan' the fucking dog and everyone is chill about it but you. If you piss him off he'll straight up name an animal after you until everyone forgets thats YOUR name and YOU end up with a dumb nickname.

Roger - He used his one good name for his sword and just named everything else after it. Poor Ace never knows if Roger's calling him or the dog. And Roger tries to hide his disappointment when human Ace comes to his calls instead.

Sabo - Something really fucking extra like LORD AND MASTER OF THE DARKNESS or some shit and you have to say the entire name.

Thatch - We will never know because it just becomes a garble of baby talk like people do and it just comes out 'arentyouagoodbouwuwuwuwuyesssuuwuwuw'

Uh-oh. They know..

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

more of them

In which I can't sleep at 5am and look for figures on ebay.

Mark-oh

This Luffy is the state of my mental health

Man I miss the preskip StrawHat pirates

It's the uwu Shanks for me

Jesus fucking heck, this Croc. Life if suffering with Franky in the background not feeling very super about things.

This Nami reminds me of those bootleg as fuck badly painted and badly aged horses on janky carousels from the late 80s

Ass

Not too bad but like, imagine looking over at her and she's always making eye contact with you no matter where you are in the room.

Screaming and crying. These are so cursed. They look like in horror movies where its a still image and suddenly their attention whips to you in a single still.

Kizaru looks like he farted and is trying not to laugh about it. Or he looks like Ali G

love this

Ok so far we have sweet hcs of zoros triplets being like little angels, but imagine when they start to learn sword fighting? Zoro immediately their favorite target to wack with the wooden swords, and they inherit his strength so being hit by a 6 yr old with a wooden stick? Hurts like shit. And like one triplet starts wacking his legs, the other two follow suit and wack him arms and torso. Poor zoro gonna have bruises all over his body.

anon I'm losing my shit this is the best thing I've heard this is perfect. I couldn't stop laughing when I read this ask.

lets be honest, zoro wanted to teach his triplets sword fighting as soon as they could stand. you had to smack the back of his head and scold him (’quit trying to teach them swordfighting, they can barely stand let alone hold a sword!’). but once they were a bit older and showed an interest in sword fighting, zoro was more than ready. he was waiting for this day. he got them wooden swords to practice with. the mossheads are up in the crows nest training together. zoro teaches them the basics first of how to stand, how to grip their swords, etc. and zoro is proud, arms crossed over his chest as he watches his children demolish a sanji test dummy.

oh yeah, he trains his kids using a sanji dummy. he asks Franky to make a couple. it’s zoro’s hope that his kids would start smacking sanji with their wooden swords for his amusement, but somehow he became their target. 

‘attack!!’ one of them lets out a battle cry, his children swarming him and smacking him with wooden swords. 

‘oi, why the hell are you hitting your father!?’ zoro shouts. 

and you would think that zoro can handle his children, I mean they're just kids with wooden swords. nah, these kids smart. one smacks his legs, the other hits his back, and once zoro topples to the ground, they all hit him. and zoro is wondering how the hell he’s getting beaten by three kids. the rest of the crew don't help, they're just watching and laughing. 

you're also laughing and zoro scowls, looking at the bruises on his body. the little devils were asleep.

‘you find this funny?’

‘it’s a little funny.’

zoro huffs. ‘you're not the one who got beat. they should've been hitting the cook, not me.’ he grumbles. 

you chuckle, coming over to kiss his cheek. ‘looks like they got their strength from you.’

‘what so it’s my fault?’

‘I mean, it is pretty amazing that three kids can bring you down.’

‘hmp,’ zoro looks away, but you see the proud smile on his face. 

thank you so much for this anon I had fun visualizing this. 

why make art when i can just redraw memes with op characters