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zoeyexisting

2 years ago

love this

Ok so far we have sweet hcs of zoros triplets being like little angels, but imagine when they start to learn sword fighting? Zoro immediately their favorite target to wack with the wooden swords, and they inherit his strength so being hit by a 6 yr old with a wooden stick? Hurts like shit. And like one triplet starts wacking his legs, the other two follow suit and wack him arms and torso. Poor zoro gonna have bruises all over his body.

anon I'm losing my shit this is the best thing I've heard this is perfect. I couldn't stop laughing when I read this ask.

lets be honest, zoro wanted to teach his triplets sword fighting as soon as they could stand. you had to smack the back of his head and scold him (’quit trying to teach them swordfighting, they can barely stand let alone hold a sword!’). but once they were a bit older and showed an interest in sword fighting, zoro was more than ready. he was waiting for this day. he got them wooden swords to practice with. the mossheads are up in the crows nest training together. zoro teaches them the basics first of how to stand, how to grip their swords, etc. and zoro is proud, arms crossed over his chest as he watches his children demolish a sanji test dummy.

oh yeah, he trains his kids using a sanji dummy. he asks Franky to make a couple. it’s zoro’s hope that his kids would start smacking sanji with their wooden swords for his amusement, but somehow he became their target.

‘attack!!’ one of them lets out a battle cry, his children swarming him and smacking him with wooden swords.

‘oi, why the hell are you hitting your father!?’ zoro shouts.

and you would think that zoro can handle his children, I mean they're just kids with wooden swords. nah, these kids smart. one smacks his legs, the other hits his back, and once zoro topples to the ground, they all hit him. and zoro is wondering how the hell he’s getting beaten by three kids. the rest of the crew don't help, they're just watching and laughing.

you're also laughing and zoro scowls, looking at the bruises on his body. the little devils were asleep.

‘you find this funny?’

‘it’s a little funny.’

zoro huffs. ‘you're not the one who got beat. they should've been hitting the cook, not me.’ he grumbles.

you chuckle, coming over to kiss his cheek. ‘looks like they got their strength from you.’

‘what so it’s my fault?’

‘I mean, it is pretty amazing that three kids can bring you down.’

‘hmp,’ zoro looks away, but you see the proud smile on his face.

thank you so much for this anon I had fun visualizing this.

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zoeyexisting

2 years ago

Unlikely or unexplored friendships that bring me great joy to think about:

Usopp and Buggy telling wild and clearly complete bullshit stories to each other. Neither one can tell if the other knows everything they're saying is made up and there's a begrudging mutual respect. They're both clowns tbh.

Nami and Boa because people think they'd hate each other but they're all about that w|w solidarity. They're well on their way to taking over the world and getting absolutely everything they want. Both are well versed in using their looks and charm to get what they want and also getting people to let their guard down before going in for the kill. Boa is quite fond of Vivi, queens respecting queens.

Robin and Law is a friendship no one saw coming. They always share the best tips for getting blood out of clothes and like to debate on whether it's more fun to kill someone with their hands or with their devil fruits powers. They creep everybody out but each crew is happy that they have someone to be morbid with.

Zoro and Kidd/Killer are drinking buddies and every interaction ends with a fight. They either have to be forcibly separated or wait until they pass out from blood loss. They hate ending a fight before a winner though, even when they're injured. Usually they try to argue they're still good to go when getting dragged apart, something similar to it's just a flesh wound.

Franky and Garp. Listen I have no idea why but I just imagine these two idiots causing chaos. Super loud laughter and smacking each other's back progressively harder and harder and pretending everything is fine until they're just straight up fighting. Dad vibes from both even though Garp is dead to me after Marineford.

Chopper and Shanks, who has no idea what this little furry thing is but he's absolutely 100% here for it. Loves the fact that Luffy's crew gets stranger and stranger everytime they add someone. Chopper loves to hear Shanks tell stories of all his adventures and lectures him about his health with Benn standing beside him nodding along.

Brook and Mihawk being bros and loving each other's dark vibes. Mihawk refuses to acknowledge Zoro's taunts about secretly fangirling over the fact that he can be friends with a skeleton.

Luffy and Marco sharing stories about Ace. They both feel like they need to keep an eye on the other in honor of him and that leads to them being pretty up to date on all their latest adventures. Marco's grown very fond of Luffy.

Sanji and Izou because I have a feeling they're both familiar with the whole im going to underestimate and undermine you because your a 'pretty boy.' They have bitching sessions because they can't understand what's wrong with taking pride in the way you look? It's not their fault everyone is always a fucking mess.

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zoeyexisting

2 years ago

Uh-oh. They know..