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So hear me out,,, Law is a nerd, good for him, we love and stan one precious boi

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g5 seems like. really bad for you

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Ok so far we have sweet hcs of zoros triplets being like little angels, but imagine when they start to learn sword fighting? Zoro immediately their favorite target to wack with the wooden swords, and they inherit his strength so being hit by a 6 yr old with a wooden stick? Hurts like shit. And like one triplet starts wacking his legs, the other two follow suit and wack him arms and torso. Poor zoro gonna have bruises all over his body.

anon I'm losing my shit this is the best thing I've heard this is perfect. I couldn't stop laughing when I read this ask.

lets be honest, zoro wanted to teach his triplets sword fighting as soon as they could stand. you had to smack the back of his head and scold him (’quit trying to teach them swordfighting, they can barely stand let alone hold a sword!’). but once they were a bit older and showed an interest in sword fighting, zoro was more than ready. he was waiting for this day. he got them wooden swords to practice with. the mossheads are up in the crows nest training together. zoro teaches them the basics first of how to stand, how to grip their swords, etc. and zoro is proud, arms crossed over his chest as he watches his children demolish a sanji test dummy.

oh yeah, he trains his kids using a sanji dummy. he asks Franky to make a couple. it’s zoro’s hope that his kids would start smacking sanji with their wooden swords for his amusement, but somehow he became their target. 

‘attack!!’ one of them lets out a battle cry, his children swarming him and smacking him with wooden swords. 

‘oi, why the hell are you hitting your father!?’ zoro shouts. 

and you would think that zoro can handle his children, I mean they're just kids with wooden swords. nah, these kids smart. one smacks his legs, the other hits his back, and once zoro topples to the ground, they all hit him. and zoro is wondering how the hell he’s getting beaten by three kids. the rest of the crew don't help, they're just watching and laughing. 

you're also laughing and zoro scowls, looking at the bruises on his body. the little devils were asleep.

‘you find this funny?’

‘it’s a little funny.’

zoro huffs. ‘you're not the one who got beat. they should've been hitting the cook, not me.’ he grumbles. 

you chuckle, coming over to kiss his cheek. ‘looks like they got their strength from you.’

‘what so it’s my fault?’

‘I mean, it is pretty amazing that three kids can bring you down.’

‘hmp,’ zoro looks away, but you see the proud smile on his face. 

thank you so much for this anon I had fun visualizing this. 

school au is the best au for one piece

honkai star rail aka bully sampo koski simulator

The Monster Trio

Alabasta was a bit different in my memory, but still.-