Im The Detective Btw 🎀

Why didn't MY new yearz kizz, kizz me like thiz ://

Happy New Year! Here's to another year of skk kissing.

nd then me and chuuya get married afterwards

Dazai: Arrange the marriage!

Port Mafia: *cheers and applause*

Chuuya: Wait!

Dazai: What? You’re all I ever wanted. You’re beautiful!

Chuuya: Thank you. But what else?

Dazai: What else?

Chuuya: Is beauty all that matters to you?

Dazai: [Looks to Oda]

Oda: [Shakes his head]

Mori: Dazai… What else?

Dazai: I, uh… What else is there?

Hirotsu: *Buzzer noise*

[LATER - KOUYOU and CHUUYA prepare to leave]

Kouyou: We tried, boss. No one can say we didn’t try.

Mori: [Sobs.]

Kouyou: Say goodbye, Chuuya.

Chuuya: Goodbye.

Kouyou: Goodbye…?

Chuuya: Dazai.

Mori: [Nudges DAZAI]

Dazai: *whines* Boss.

Mori: Dazai!

Dazai: Goodbye, chibi.

Mori: All these years of planning… Wasted!

[KOUYOU and CHUUYA leave]

Oda: What else is there? He says, “Is beauty all that matters?” And you say, “What else is there?!”

Dazai: It was dumb, I know.

Oda: You should write a book. ‘How to Offend Men in Five Syllables or Less’.

ZIGCHUU. MY DAY HAZ BEEN MADE

Who should be next? ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

Oi Oi Oi….. Baka🤑🤑

i'm gonna get you touched🎀

Poe: How the hell did you crash the car?! Ranpo: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. Ranpo: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. Poe: ... Dazai, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

piratez... nghh

happy new year

throws them at you

I LOVE THIZ ZK MICH MORE

ADA Chuuya but it happens in the dumbest way possible

Ok so for some reason everybody in the SKK Tag seems to be losing their minds over the fact that Chuuya would have left the PM with Dazai if asked recently(like come on guys,they’re both obsessed with one another,I thought we knew this)

So naturally as someone who checks that tag like every couple hours it’s been on my mind too

But what if Dazai didn’t ask and Chuuya still ended up in the ADA somehow?Like something finally pushed him over the edge and he decided to leave,taking Akutagawa(cause I will not shut up about how much that’s his boy,bite me) and Gin(cause there’s no way Akutagawa’s leaving his baby sister behind).

They destroy their paper trail best they can and wait the situation out in England with Shirase and Adam,using those two years to come up with convincing fake backstories and get some sort of employment backlog(cause unlike some people they can’t just have their government buddy erase the evidence using a delusional twink).

Fast forward a bit and Gin suggests the ADA as an option.They’re small,independent and have field work so they’d basically be set.The guys agree and arrive there,waiting for Fukuzawa to receive them when out that office walks Dazai.

And all four of them are like

And the two parties awkwardly kinda walk past one another and for the next several weeks Chuuya and Dazai are just pretending they don’t know one another.Nobody’s buying it cause their ex energy just reeks,not to mention that Chuuya trips Dazai every time the guys so much as seems to be passing him and Dazai “accidentally “ doesn’t hear Chuuya on a daily basis.

So everyone decides to ask Gin cause Akutagawa gives off a kinda murder-y vibe.

Gin tells them that the two were friends in high school and had a big falling out.Everyone takes that as “homoerotic situationship” and moves on.

Chuuya and Dazai are none the wiser to this,until Ranpo feels bored one day and decides to ask Chuuya how dating Dazai was.Chuuya puts the story together and lies,quickly dragging Dazai aside and explaining it to him as well so they can keep their story straight.

And until Atsushi shows up they have to keep going along with it,lest they be thrown into the slammer.

feed more plz

MORE.

i have to zneeze , zomeone zay blezz you.

dont fw uz zigchuu zhipperz, therez like 9.9% of uz but we might do zomethin to yeah. none of uz really know what though

this is just for fun!! peace and love everyone