Do NOT Swallow Nagas Tail First!! Directional Friction Means That It’ll Be Very Difficult And You Might

Damn ya gut fat. What ya pronouns?

Reblog if this would work on you

thank you Canada 🇨🇦

defined muscles will kill the patient, the patient needs belly to live

an ode to testosterone weight gain

sorry that i ate all of your rations and rubbed my cartoonishly distended belly and burped really loudly that was my bad

Boys deserve as many milkshakes as they want every day forever

cop donut stereotype is bad because being fat and eating many donuts : hot. but police officers: not hot. the humble donut, one of the most sexual foods, the reliable donut. we should take this practice and give it to a different more sexy profession, such as electrician, or professor of linguistics

my kinks are jerking off and missionary sex and photos of big boobs and porn , and also hot models haha

you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

Prey pinning a pred down to the floor, the pred nearly twice the size of them and still being unable to get up, the prey leaning in real close and telling them how good they're gonna look as a bulge inside the pred's stomach, how well they'll squirm like the good little meal they are, while the pred is just so confused they can't say anything, stuttering over and over until their prey tells them to hush up and open their mouth. The pred swallows their prey easily, and as the prey slides down their throat the pred is so embaresed that food managed to intimidate them like that.