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Game night #3

Nat: pink " send a 'you up' text to the last person you hooked up with"

Wanda: oh this should be good

Nat: alright sent

Y/n: *phone dings* its just fury

Wanda: oh haha for a second I just thought, never mind

Nat: im going to make some drinks

Y/n: make mine a double

Game Night #2

Peter: Green, "give this card to who ever you least want to fight"

Nat: give me card

Peter: ok....

Steve: Y/n what's that on your neck?

Y/n: oh it's uh spider bite...

*Nat: walks in*

Y/n: here's the spider now!

Y/n: so if you were in this age group you are most likely to experience a serious violent crime: 10-12, 13-16, 18-21, 15-18

Loki: 10-12

Y/n: no its 18-21

Loki: clearly this is not based off my life

Y/n: yeah im not going to open that can of worms

Bonus :

Y/n: you next.

Nat: alright shoot

Y/n: men in this state statistically buy small sized protection: Pennsylvania, Kentucky,

Nat: Missisipi

Y/n: i didnt even-

Y/n: thats right

Nat: i knew it

Loki: now that is a can of worms i would like to open

Y/N: natty can i jump off the roof into the pool

Natasha: Y/N no

Y/N: why?

Nataha: because it's very dangerous

Y/N: BUT I WANNA

Natasha: ok brake your neck and drown i dont giva shit..

Nat: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone*

Wanda: Hey, Nat, how was your day?

Nat: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Wanda* Hell.

Y/N, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you?

Natasha: All of your existences are confusing.

The Team: How so?

Natasha: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

There is something inherently gay about Captain America/Carter in the Cinematic Universe as every version of them always has a “Very Close partner of the same gender but it isn’t gay” thing going on

So I just rewatched Endgame

This time in german and watching it the first time around in english I didn't realise that Natasha said "see you later guys" before they did the time jump (it's a rough translation from german because I can't remember what she said in the original) and it tore my heart to shreds.

Why do you have to do this to me Marvel?

Again?

Endgame spoilers

Why do I feel like the gathering of all the badass females in the end battle is a tribute to Natasha? It's so great to see all this and how they all collectively protect Peter and the gauntlet and I want a movie with all of them.

Natascha deserved it that they show her funeral and all she got was a short mourning scene and a few words, they better remember her forever.

Imagine Tony appearing in the afterlife

Imagine him appearing and Nat being there and just sadly smiling at him and vision welcoming him.

Imagine his mother seeing him and telling him how proud she is and that she loves him.

Imagine him meeting Howard and him recognizing his son as the wierd guy he met that one day.

Imagine him seeing them all again.

Imagine Tony being happy and watching over the people he left behind while being with the ones he has now seen again.

No judgement here. You gotta carry a lot of shit in the battlefield. How else are you gonna at least keep it organized?

That fight scene tho 👀

Bonus Yelena:

Some avengers portrait studies that I really liked haha

if anyone wants to know how I'm doing last night I killed a black widow that was next to my bed and then cried over her death

Avengers: Age of Ultron wrote Natasha Romanoff so badly that it was hilarious, and also gave her barely any screen time. But I'm tired of people saying that she was written badly because one of her most painful memories was being sterilized, or the fact that she considered herself to be a monster because she couldn't give birth. She isn't less of a strong female character because she wanted the capacity to bear children. If you think a woman's desire to bear children, or to want the capacity to bear children is somehow non-feminist, you should take a nice nap and think about why you would think that way. Natasha had her autonomy taken from her. She was in a line of work that took advantage of the fact that she was a woman. She was told she was nothing but a whore and a weapon. She was never nurtured, and was never given the chance or the option to nurture someone else, whether it was a child or a love interest. Natasha considering herself to be a monster because she was altered in a permanent way is harmful, but not abnormal or an insignificant characterization.

Thinking about this parallel because I recently rewatched X-Men Origins: Wolverine and I couldn't help but think about the scene from Black Widow.

I know the movies have nothing to do with each other - just thought it was an interesting detail, although possibly not intentional.

Logan: It was real for me.

Kayla: It was real for me, too.

Yelena: It was real to me. You are my mother.

Natasha: It was real to me, too.

“They shouldn’t have killed Natasha in Endgame and have her and Rhodey guide the Avengers. They’d be like Steve and Tony, but opposite from what you are thinking about. You’ll have a powerful independent woman with an Iron Man mentality holding the shield and a black man with a Cap mentality wearing an Iron Man suit.”

Guys, my friend has never been so fucking right in his entire life. An extract of today live on Twitch with the friend of mine who works for Disney Italia - I was speaking about how underrated and unexplored Rhodey and Nat’s friendship has been. (He said that in his opinion Steve would have given the shield to Nat if she were still alive.)

Bucky and Natasha :D

MARVELous

Avengers Infinity War

AVENGERS INFINITY WAR

I’m sorry

It's today. Today's the day when Tony Stark sacrificed his life to snap Thanos away. And yesterday? Natasha Romanoff sacrificed her life for the soul stone. Tomorrow? Steve Rogers will go back in time to spend time with Peggy. And then dying of old age.

Rest in peace 😔

something so precious about this by

the_crownless_queen

"Did you know Nat talked in her sleep sometimes?"

parker-leeds studios presents: the avengers (and co.) made by thebigolive

what’s the best way for peter parker, college student, to show his idols that he’s completely serious about his training?

well. becoming a youtube star that specializes in making fun of them couldn’t hurt, right?

My Queens:

Queen

Beauty

Grace

Will absolutely punch you in the face

A strong, loving saviour and literal queen

The embodiment of amazingness

As add on subjects (other subjects that we do for a term and not year round), one of them is textiles, or Soft Tech. Last night I got bored, so I decided to try a design for a doll. I ended up having measurements and everything, and I've decided that, if I do do this, I'm gonna make the Avengers. Although we haven't started designing yet, I'm seriously considering this. If anyone wants this idea, they're free to use it. Also, if anyone has any suggestions, feel free to tell me.

If anyone wants the measurements and they can't see them, then just comment or something, and I'll post them.

'Til the flip side dawns upon us,

Baibai

Natasha…