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Chat, Im in a real pickle rn.
I have a massive crush on my best friend, and everyone else I've talked to says it sounds like we're already dating and just haven't outright said so. So far, we've gone on a shopping trip that culminated in dinner at an Applebee's, we've planned a vacation with just the two of us as an escape from work where she agreed to let me act as a housewife(long story that), we're going to see the Hatsune Miku movie together, like we have all these "dates" planned but idk if she sees them like I do. Also! I got her to agree to stay on call whilst I drifted off to sleep(which fell through when the call dropped, but it was super sweet), and like, ahhhh wth do I do, chat
Me and some coworkers one day, talking about getting maimed and amputated on the job: hey you know that scene in Pirates of the Caribbean when Barbosa detaches his prosthetic leg to drink out of
Us: haha that would be cool, we could have a peg leg like that too!
One of the guys: wait, keg leg!
Everyone: OMG KEG LEG
Our conversation last night while she was out giving her date a massage. Needless to say the wife knew what she was doing. Poor guy couldn’t last. 👸🏻💦
Pictures the wife sent earlier while she was getting ready to meet her boy toy for his massage 🤤🍆💦👅
Therapist: How's work going?
Me:
Whoever takes three of the best soda from the breakroom and then doesn't finish it is serial killer behavior