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Don’t enter the void, kids

-Nor 🇳🇴

will we ever get a face reveal 😳

uhhh,,, probably not in photo form any time soon

but i can offer you this drawing

What game have you spent the most amount of hours on?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys

Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica

Iceland 🇮🇸: Human fall flat

Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft

Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia

Lizard: Portal 2 since I’ve been playing that for like 7 years now lmao

Cereal: Probably valorant or minecraft cause those are my stress relievers.

What else do you all do? Aside from gamming :'0

Denmark 🇩🇰: I have a new hobby every week lmfao, but recently I’ve been binge watching true crime videos on youtube

Norway 🇳🇴: I like listening to and playing music, I play a few instruments and like a lot of different genres, I’ve always found music fascinating

Iceland 🇮🇸: I also like listening to music, but I also like art too. I love painting and drawing, and I’ve recently started trying digital art too

Sweden 🇸🇪: I love gardening and taking care of plants, Fin always calls me a plant dad

Finland 🇫🇮: I like baking in my spare time, although I always seem to make WAY too much for the 5 of us... No one complains though ;)

On today's episode of "shit that happened while playing phasmophobia"

Norway stalked me through a bedroom window

Denmark died halfway in a closet

I showed off my brilliant camera placement skills

We found a haunted candle

And finally,

Bone

-Ice 🇮🇸

Take a shot every time Sve says “you bitch” in this video :)

-Den 🇩🇰

What program do you use to draw?

I use firealpaca because it was ✨free✨

I’ve considered switching to different (better) programs but idk if I can be bothered to learn how to use a whole new program because I am Lazy™️ lmfao

Here’s a lil Den giving you a thumbs up

-Lizard 🦎

*playing brawlhalla*

Norway 🇳🇴: *Sends Den flying off the map*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Haha I made it back without dying, you really thought you did something there didn’t you?

Iceland 🇮🇸: *Attacks Den from behind and KO’s him*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Ah, but you actually did do something

Norway 🇳🇴: What the fuck did I just witness

Denmark 🇩🇰: My murder 😔

Iceland 🇮🇸:

*playing brawlhalla*

Iceland 🇮🇸: If you wanna fight me, come up here and fight me

Norway 🇳🇴: Okay

Norway 🇳🇴: *KO’s ice*

Iceland 🇮🇸: You motherfucker, why do you only listen to me when I don’t want you to

*playing fall guys*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Move, you pineapple bitch!

Norway 🇳🇴: Hey, only I can talk about Denmark like that >:(

Denmark 🇩🇰:

*playing fall guys*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Omg there’s giant fists, I don’t wanna get fisted

Norway 🇳🇴: No, we don’t want any fisting

Denmark 🇩🇰: Not right now anyway, save that for later ;)

Norway 🇳🇴:

*playing phasmophobia*

Norway 🇳🇴: Are you just gonna stand at the top of the stairs waiting?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Yea cause I want it to hunt.

Norway 🇳🇴: welp imma just wait till that door closes.

*one minute later*

*flashlight starts flashing*

Norway 🇳🇴: here it comes..

Denmark 🇩🇰: *not paying attention and dissociating*

Norway 🇳🇴:HE IS RIGHT THERE HE IS IN FRONT OF U, FUCKING RUN-

Denmark 🇩🇰: OH NO- *dies*

Norway 🇳🇴: I.. *sigh*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I don't want to talk about it.

Iceland 🇮🇸: it truly is an impressive pose you "gracefully" died in.

Denmark 🇩🇰: T_T

Favourite Games?

Idk if you meant Nordics or admins so you’re getting both :P Here’s our top 3s:

Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys, human fall flat, overcooked 2

Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica, portal 2, minecraft

Iceland 🇮🇸: Mario kart, fall guys, human fall flat

Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft, the sims, overcooked 2

Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia, at dead of night, minecraft

Lizard🦎: Phasmophobia, subnautica, overcooked 2

Cereal 🥣: Valorant, Stardew, Phasmo, and honestly any game I play with lizard <3 

Ya'll drink? If so how much does it take for you to get wasted?

Oh yeah, of course ;)

Finland - easily has the highest alcohol tolerance, takes A LOT (and I mean A LOT) to get him wasted. Do not let him near objects that could be potentially harmful because he will accidentally on purpose kill a man while drunk.

Denmark - close second to Fin, also takes a lot to get him wasted but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t spend most of his life wasted anyway. Imagine his personality but x10 when he’s drunk (he might also spontaneously start crying for no apparent reason)

Sweden - also pretty good tolerance, but not as good as Den or Fin. Doesn’t get wasted often but when he does, it really is a sight to see - he’s super giggly when he’s drunk

Norway - again, pretty good tolerance, similar to Sve, but is definitely more willing to get completely wasted than him. Gets very clingy and affectionate when drunk, Denmark does not complain about this.

Iceland - a baby. Zero tolerance for alcohol. Rarely ever drinks, he’s not particularly interested in getting wasted anyway because he’s seen what the rest of the Nordics are like and he doesn’t want to embarrass himself like that. He did, however, get drunk once, and you can bet your ass Den and Nor still have a million photos and videos from that occasion.

Today is a very special day

IT’S NORWAY’S BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Everyone say happy birthday!!! Or even better, Gratulerer med dagen!!!

To celebrate, we made him bløtkake, and decorated it with his flag of course! :)

It was delicious! Everyone enjoyed it :)

We’re just going to spend a relaxed night in tonight, maybe play some games, maybe get absolutely piss drunk, who knows :D

-The Nordics

(Also, happy 17th May, Gratulerer med dagen, to any Norwegians out there :D -Lizard & Cereal)

Do the Nordic’s have any plans to do anything for Norway’s birthday?

Don’t tell him, but we’re going to make him a traditional Norwegian cake ;)

Other than that, we can’t really do much, so we’re just going to spend the night in together :)

-Fin 🇫🇮

How Gay Are You????

Denmark 🇩🇰: About 95%

Norway 🇳🇴: 110%

Iceland 🇮🇸: 0% gay, 0% straight, 100% aroace babey 😎

Finland 🇫🇮: a solid 80%

Sweden 🇸🇪: 91827383682729172726286473%

So... I got drunk and decided to attempt to do the asylum map in phasmophobia... On my own :) As you can see, it went REALLY well :) -Den 🇩🇰

NORWAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY SOON DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS

Not really... It’s difficult to get out and actually celebrate these days...

I’ll probably just be online with the rest of the Nordics, I might make myself a cake if I can be bothered

I just want one day we’re we aren’t mistaken for each other okay????? We look completely different !-🇦🇽

I-

You do realise it was you that was the confused one, right? 😳

-Den 🇩🇰

What's everyone's favorite breakfast food? I had chicken nuggets for breakfast 😌

Denmark 🇩🇰: Is beer a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: No.

Finland 🇫🇮: Is vodka a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO

Iceland 🇮🇸: Is a single green bean a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO- WTF ARE YOU OKAY???

Sweden 🇸🇪: Is toast a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO- oh wait no it is, never mind, thank you for being normal

Sweden 🇸🇪: :)

I've got two hands... So... Imagine if I held hands with one of you😳... Jkjk... Unless?

-NZ

Denmark 🇩🇰: OMG I HAVE HANDS TOO 😳😳😳😳😳

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Bonus points if it includes Denmark lol.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Got in a car with Denmark at the wheel

Sweden 🇸🇪: Trusted Denmark to look after Sealand for 15 minutes

Finland 🇫🇮: Fought a bear with Denmark and had to drag him away before he got eaten alive

Norway 🇳🇴: Denmark.

Denmark 🇩🇰: Rude.

Denmark 🇩🇰: Anyway, one time I got angry at a fridge and kicked it and broke my toe

Denmark, try some Tesco spaghetti😳

I’d rather die, thank you

-Den 🇩🇰

for context: 

Do you all have ear piercings?? :0

*playing phasmophobia*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Look I threw the UV light and it landed upright

Norway 🇳🇴: Dildo light

Denmark 🇩🇰: Should i ride it?

Norway 🇳🇴: EWWWWWWWWW

Denmark 🇩🇰:

Norway 🇳🇴:

Norway 🇳🇴: Do it

*playing mario kart, specifically dragon driftway*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh god my mind doesn’t think in this many dimensions

Iceland 🇮🇸: Clearly your brain is only 2D

Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m just a 2D kinda guy 😎

*playing mario kart*

Norway 🇳🇴: Omg you found a shortcut

Iceland 🇮🇸: Actually I think that route was longer than the actual track

Norway 🇳🇴:

Norway 🇳🇴: Omg you found a longcut

*playing mario kart*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m so good at this game I never lose

Sweden 🇸🇪: You seem to be losing a lot for someone who never loses

So basically, we were left to “babysit” Åland, who has a rather... questionable relationship with Den (and Nor). To combat this, Nor decided it would be a brilliant idea to get extremely drunk and force me to play overcooked with him to “entertain” everyone. He tried to convince Den to play, but he refused because apparently he was off his ADHD meds and was practically falling asleep (although he just seemed high to me). Anyway, chaos ensued. 

-Ice 🇮🇸

(thank you to @never-enough-fandoms (as Den) and @karinsnightmareparty (as  Åland) for helping create the extra chaos in this video)