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everytime i see him
mr.spader & animals part 1/? (i found so many on my pinterest dive omg)
slay king speaaaak🗣🗣🗣🗣
this haunts me everyday
the office siren title belongs to james spader sorry not sorry
the cuntiness of this man is just. unmatched.
i am going feral
i just watched white palace (1990) and uuuh-oooh the spader brainrot is getting real deep
(gosh he's so mesmerising in that movie i can't even)
SERVEEE
I AM IN TEARS WHAT IS THIS
AND WHY DID I FIND IT
i feel this✋🏼😭 i can't form one coherent thought process if i haven't eaten all day haha
red's line in (i think) s3 ep11 where he goes
"You were right, Marcus. I am the informant. Tell all our friends in hell to be patient. I'll be along soon enough."
HIS VOICE I NEED TO LIE DOWN
i caaaaaaaan't anymoooooore
just saw a man so beautiful i started to cry
lord have mercy😩🖤
he's got the kind of face they used to carve in marble ages ago
James Spader & Deborah Unger as James & Catherine Ballard in:
Crash (1996) by David Cronenberg
Andie MacDowell & James Spader in:
Sex, Lies, and Videotape (1989) by Steven Soderbergh
What? What do you want me to tell you? "Tell me why?" Why? Ann, you don't even know who I am. You don't have the slightest idea who I am. Am I supposed to recount all the points in my life leading up to this moment and hope that it's coherent that it makes some sort of sense to you? It doesn't make any sense to me. You know, I was there. I don't have the slightest idea who I am, and I'm supposed to be able to explain it to you? And why? You tell me why. Why do I have to explain myself to you? SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE (1989) dir. Steven Soderbergh
Robert’s Best Moment: Season Eight, Episode Ten: Christmas Wishes
When he doesn’t sleep with Erin.
Robert’s Worst Moment: Season Eight, Episode Eighteen: Last Day In Florida
When he plans on firing whoever the VP is of the Sabre store.
Robert’s Best Line: Season Eight, Episode Five: Spooked
“When I was a boy, there was an empty house just up the hill from my family’s. It was rumored a man committed suicide there after being possessed by the devil. One day a young woman, Lydia, moved into the house with her infant child.
That very night, Lydia was awakened by a loud heinous hissing sound. She walked to the nursey and there in baby’s crib was a snake wrapped around baby’s neck. Squeezing tighter and tighter, the crib was full of dirt, baby struggled to free itself from underneath. Reaching and clawing, gasping for air, embalmed bodies rose from their sarcophagi, learching toward baby-- for they were mummies.
Amongst them was a man, tall, slim-- almost instinctively she turned to her husband, “oh, wait” she thought “I don’t have a husband”. For Lydia and her husband had had an argument, one they couldn’t get past. Each night they slept one inch farther apart until one-night Lydia left. It was about this time, she lost herself in imaginary worlds. She had quit the book club, the choir, citing something about their high expectations. Her lips slowly grew together from disuse, every time she wanted to act and didn’t another part of her face hardened until it was stone.
And that fevered night she rushed to the nursery, threw open the door “Baby are you okay?”. Baby sat up slowly, turned to mother, and said “I’m fine Bitch. I’m fine.”
Robert’s Most Memorable Moment: Season Eight, Episode One: The List
When he acts as if calling half of his subordinates losers is not a big deal; “it’s on them to prove him right or wrong”.